The Law of Ducks is a fundamental principle of quantum physics which states that there are only two possible physical states in which your ducks[a] can exist: either your ducks are in a row, or you have a cluster duck. All other states for your ducks that have ever been proposed in the history of science are obvious poppycock, should not be taken seriously, and the charlatans that advocate for them will be promptly and egregiously publicly shamed.
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- ^ Yes, your ducks. You in particular. Don't play coy like we're talking about someone else's ducks. We're not.