A list of the articles or contributions held within a magazine or pamphlet, unless you're Craccum Magazine. In which case you attempt to do something abstract. This may involve creating boardgames, parodying other magazines, websites, or even AUT brochures, as a way of entertaining readers.
A subheading serving no purpose
editImagine if Wikipedia had a contents page. Wouldn't that be great? It would have millions of links, and would most likely crash your pimped-out Firefox (if not the entire Wiki server).
Well, you no longer have to imagine. This is the Wikipedia contents page, listing everything great you ever wanted to view online. Such as Craccum. In fact, why are you browsing Wikipedia when there's a new Craccum out? You should be writing letters to Emo Carl.
This isn't amusing
editSure it is. To prove it, here's a picture of John Banks with a cute monkey.
No, still not amusing
editHow about a picture of John Banks with Harold the giraffe? Or perhaps you're more inclined towards the subtle irony achieved by our removal of the automaticlly-produced table of contents from this page?
Give up, please
editScrew you. Why don't you try to be consistently entertaining every week? It's not as easy as it looks. If you don't like this entry, just edit it.
Actually, don't edit this entry. We think it's cool.