FreeMorpheme

I am not a number.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

en-GB
-N

This user is a native speaker of British English.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

Misanthropist

This user is a misanthropist.

This user is probably going to Hell.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user is nocturnal.

BS-4

This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit.

This user likes pie.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

4

This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.

This user is a WikiFairy.

BA

This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.