This user is a happy Fat man.
This user does not smoke.
This user is right-handed.
This user has black hair.
This user has brown eyes.
This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans.
ridiculous This user is endlessly chasing the dragon.
This user is toxic.
The No Smoking sign This user is against smoking.
This user is a mathematician.
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This user is a translator from {{{1}}} to English on Wikipedia:Translation.
This user does not and will not ever work at 954.
This user is from Earth.
This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
This user is not from Mars because life doesn't exist there.
This user currently lives in Buenos Aires, but really misses their hometown, Buenos Aires.
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

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This user has visited 3 of the 208 countries in the world.

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This user has set foot in 1 continents of the world.
This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.
dayToday is Tuesday.
It is 02:47:27 on May 7, 2024, according to the server's time and date.
The time is currently 02:47:27 UTC.
This user is nocturnal.
00:00This user uses 24-hour time.
This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
NameThis user wants their name to be confidential.XXX
Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.
This user is a male.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
iGen This user is a member of the iGeneration
This user is an ageless immortal.
40This user is 40 years, 7 months, and 16 days old. (Purge)
This user lives in Argentina.
This user is an Argentine living abroad.
This user was born in Buenos Aires.
SDBThis user studies at, or is an alumnus of, a Salesian school.
CJThis user's favorite subject is Criminal Justice.
This user's favourite subject is criminology.
DRAThis user's favourite subject is Drama.
MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics.
This user's favourite subject is Psychology.
This user knows basic
music theory.
This user loves Lily Allen, and likes her songs.
Amy WinehouseThey tried to make this user go to rehab, but they said NO, NO, NO!
SCoMThis user likes the song "Sweet Child o' Mine", by Guns N' Roses.
SLTSThis user likes the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit", by Nirvana.
You shoulda heard this user just around midnight.
This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.
2021This user hates Marco and his mailbox head. You got a problem with that, Fignuts?
DTThis user lives in a house that is Drawn Together with love.
FL This user want to date with Foxxy Love.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
PHILIP J. FRYThis user is his own grandfather.
TURANGA LEELAThis user is a certified starship captain.
DOCTOR JOHN ZOIDBERGThis user lives in a maternifuge.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
BartThis user is an underachiever and proud of it. "Ay Caramba!"
BartThis user wants you to "Eat my shorts!"
DuffThis user drinks Duff Beer.
CBGThis is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!
LisaIf anyone wants this user, they'll be in their room...
What kind of userbox is that?
ChefThis user misses Chef!
SPThis user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.
This user watches South Park.
This user loves
Desperate Housewives.
MWC A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today.
CSIThis user follows the evidence.
TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.
BBThis user watches Big Brother.
You're Fired!This user is a fan of The Apprentice.
$This user is a fan of game shows.
fan-2 This user will watch MADtv at every opportunity.
fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Ungly Betty is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.
HitchcockThis user thinks Alfred Hitchcock is the greatest director of all time.
LynchThis user is a fan of David Lynch's films.
This user enjoys films.
This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.
This user likes Horror Movies.
RThis user loves horror films, but hates torture films.
Coming Soon!This user can't wait for the movie The X-Files 2.
This user likes Pixar and its films.
A million girls would kill for this user's job.


Everyone wants this. Everyone wants to be this user.


This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.


PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.
This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
ZThis user is a zombie and enjoys watching zombie films.
song-1This user can tolerate the song "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse.
OThis user's favourite colour is orange.
This user is a Sudoku addict.
Murder... This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
This user can divide by zero.
This user knows that math is .
This user knows how to
Find X.
FoundX
This user has a keen interest in mathematics.
This user prefers the metric system.
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=1 This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.
ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.
This user likes trigonometry.


This user is interested in Gothic literature.
This user enjoys reading mysteries.
This user enjoys reading thrillers.
This user is an admirer of Borges.
SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

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This user enjoys reading short stories.
Big Brother is watching this user.
This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.
WC3 This user enjoys books set in the Warcraft universe.
This user writes screenplays.
This user writes short stories.
This user writes novels.
BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.