Born 1957 from good Cornish stock, survived.
Wasted my life playing rugby and basketball at school and college.
Married 1982, survived.
Wasted my life earning a crust in exile in darkest Essex.
Can't believe I'm now suburban man with dear wife and two children, just on the right side of the law (the children that is, not my wife).
My nickname, Dyvroeth, by the way, means "an exile" in Cornish.