Welcome to the user page of Dy-no-miite, a humble egotist and lover of the lighter side of dark humor, and the aroma of unscented deodorant.
Raised in Toledo, Ohio by a loose association of feral cats, Dy-no-miite's birth was heralded by rainbows, lunar eclipses, a futhermucker of a hot summer, and the election of Ronald Reagan. Her birthdate is also considered by many authorities in musicology as the end of the era of disco.
Dy-no-miite is embroiled in a torrid, ongoing love affair with Juan Valdez, but lives with an aging tomcat named Elmo.