This user does not have a fancy user page because he believes his time is better spent editing Wikipedia articles, but he admits he couldn't resist adding some userboxes to his page.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
infinitiveThis user has no opinion about split infinitives.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
This user contributes using Gentoo Linux.
This user contributes using
GNU nano.
64This user uses an x86-64 processor.
C-4This user is an expert C programmer.
C++-4This user is an expert C++ programmer.
Java-4This user is an expert Java programmer.
LuaThis user can program in Lua.
rb-3This user is an advanced Ruby user.
css-4This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
You just lost The Game.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
This user prefers the Wii.
This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
gkThis user is a geek.
egoThis user is a deluded egomaniac.
SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.