What is the petition for? edit

 
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Are you like me? Do you repeatedly press 'Random article' then sit reading the entire page instead of doing something productive with your life? After a while it because something of a strain to scroll up and press the hyperlink, granted you could press 'alt-shift-x' but you try doing that without dropping your Jaffa Cake. Therefore in order to reduce the amount of wrist strains and Jaffa Cake wastages I propose the access key i.e. pressing 'alt-shift-x' is changed to 'alt-r'. By doing so you can press the 'alt' key with your middle finger and the 'r' key with you ring finger resulting in the Jaffa Cake remaining in-between you thumb and index finger and not on your keyboard.


If you agree with me please sign your name below using ~~~~;

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