This user is a university student.
20This user is 20 years old.
Siblings This user is an only child.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
<html>This user can write HTML.
This user is single.
This user wishes he had a girlfriend.
This user reads between the lines.


d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
This user is a fan of Friends.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user enjoys reading comics.
This user enjoys reading the newspaper.
FreThis user is a Fremen.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user eats potatoes.
This user eats cheese.
This user loves cake.
This user eats potato chips.
This user drinks. Period.
C2H5OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.
This user drinks wine only when there's no more beer.
This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.
This user drinks coffee.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user plays mahjong.
This user enjoys playing poker.
CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.
This user is addicted to video games.
fan-3This user thinks that DotA is the best computer or video game ever made.
This user prefers to play games on a laptop.
WC3This user plays Warcraft III.
This user enjoys hip hop music.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user does not have an iPod, but wants one.
This user plays eight-ball.
This user owns one or more dogs.
DJ-1This user is a novice DJ.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
This user prefers cold weather.