| nul = No Status | 0.01 = Having a life | numb = comfortably numb | 4 = I quit/I need a vacation | 6 = Hospitalized | 8 = Able to start editing again |
| -1 = polluted | 1 = Just Fine | 2 = A Bit Tense | 4a = Taking a "break" | 6.5 = By by | 9 = Managed to fix the meter |
| 0 = Went insane | NoPants = Not wearing any pants | 3 = Pretty Stressed | 5 = Run for cover | 7 = Recovering | 10 = Meter breaks again |
∞ = Nuclear explosion/Nearly die