American from the Midwest. I like history, language, music, politics and having fun. You'll probably find me editing history, lingustics or science-related articles, though I like to get around. I do get distracted easily, so keep that in mind if you ever wonder why I said I would do something and then didn't. Alternatively, you can view my Wiktionary user page and see if I've been busy over there. You can also find my Babel box over there.

This page is eternally under construction and subject to my fleeting whims. If you get too comfortable, don't.

Current page status: Trying to figure out what this thing is supposed to be.

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Userbox spam is down here, because sometimes you just can't express your thoughts with proper words. Pretty much everything in here is representative of my attitude or something that I'd be inclined to edit (or is just for comedic effect). My views are good indicators of things I care strongly about, or could be good ammo if you want to NPOV me.

Beware: only the uncollapsed userboxes can taken completely at face value. I like a little chaos in my life. (Hint: It's mostly sarcasm).