Open Letter To Staff Member Snottygobble
Just as the Church of Scientology and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster have Wikipedia entries of their own, we at the Church of Emo, find it terribly close-minded to not allow our religious beliefs to find a home. We respectfully request the allowance of our fair space in this encylopedia and to not have our beliefs referred to as 'junk' or fancruft as you so innapropriately stated.
May The Lord and Savior Robert Smith Help You To Make The Right Decision,
Michael Johnson Lead Pastor Church of Emo Kansas City Headquarters