lol, Theses are my favourites!!!
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| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| du-0 | This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass). |
| LE-0 | This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. |
| ubx-n | This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. |
| ... | This user would like to know all existing languages. |
| A, B and C | This user prefers not to use the serial comma. |
| they | This user considers singular they standard English usage. |
| snuk | This user says snuck. |
itive | This user chooses never to split infinitives. |
| … | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
| man- kind | Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. |
| CA | This user uses Canadian English spelling. |
| AmE-0 | This user does not understand the American English language and bloody well doesn't want to. |
| AIM-5 | 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. |
| teen | This user is a teenager. |
| ∞ | This user is an ageless immortal. |
 | This user is from Scotland. |
 | This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕). |
 | This user is from the planet Earth. | .gif){kind=small} |
 | This user contributes using Microsoft Windows 98. |
 | This user contributes using Notepad. |
 | This user enjoys chess. |
 | This user plays mahjong. |
 | This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
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This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console. |
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| APBR | This user thinks Need for Speed Most Wanted is the best game ever. |
 | This user's homeworld is mostly harmless. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user comes from Canada. |
 | This user comes from Ontario. |
 | This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
 | This user observes Daylight Saving Time. |
 | This user's time zone is GMT-5. |
 | This user's favourite subject is Chemistry. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is an Aries. |
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This user believes that the death penalty should never be used. |
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This user is opposed to drugs and any kind of legalization of them. |
| This user is drug-free. |
 | This user supports recycling. |
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This user is in favor of gun control. |
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This user imagines All the people living life in peace. |
 | This user is interested in politics. |
| lib | This user is a liberal. |
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This user advocates democracy. |
| This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
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This user supports the United Nations. |
| PC-0 | I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive. |
| This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. |  |
| This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela. |  |
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This user understands biological evolution. |
 | This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one. |
 | This user is interested in The Sith Order. If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. |
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This user supports the Liberal Party of Canada. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is male. |
 | This user is single. |
.png){kind=small} | This user is interested in Ancient Egypt. |
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This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
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This user likes all of the colors. |
 | This user uses MSN Messenger. |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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 | This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service. |
 | This user uses LimeWire. |
 | This user contributes using Opera. |
| NFSMW | This user thinks Need for Speed Most Wanted is the best game ever. |
 | This user prefers the metric system. |
 | This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
| LOST | 4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST… |
| LOST | They are looking for this user in the wrong place... |
| fan trekker | This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker. |
| STAR WARS | This user would shoot Greedo first. |
 | This user plays the piano. |
 | This user plays the trumpet. |
| nap | This user used Napster back when it was free. |
 | This user needs more cowbell. |
 | This user plays the 'roaring game.' |
| TOR | This user is a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs |
 | This user is a Wikipedian. |
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This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one. |
| vn-∞ | This user page has been vandalized many, many times. |
 | This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. |
 | This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. |
 | This user spends far too much time editing their user page. |
| J | This user trusts Jimbo. |
 | This user recently discovered how to use userboxes. |
 | This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. |
| 8-) | This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses. |
| dlph | Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek. |
| 1337 | This user is elite. |
| This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. |  |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |