Captain Elvis Squiff

Captain Elvis Squiff is not a captain

Captain Elvis Squiff is not an anthropomorphised bear, bearing no similarity to the Eurasian Brown Bear what so ever. He, despite his name, is not a Captain in any service at all, Captain is rather part of his name. He is, however, approximately 16 years old and does live in the county of Norfolk, in the United Kingdom.

He has joined wikipedia to mainly rectify spelling mistakes and incorrect links.

Elvis wishes he was part of the Finnish Defence Force, for the sole reason of his irrational and partially disturbing love of Finland. Elvis also wishes he could stop speaking in the third person.

I (hoorah for the first person) enjoy learning languages, such as French, German and Spanish.

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George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

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This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

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de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

es-0Este usuario no entiende español (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).

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