My name is master Christopher White

I love tea and having tea parties

I am a Wikipedia wiz and I love history

I play dances with dragons the board game and I love my blue 1972 Chevrolet Doosh

I love the colors blue and pink

I wear tight pants

I wear wide leather belts

And Dog Collars

Sorry guys, I am not gay, at least I don't think so, gimme a call, you might be able to convince me otherwise if you're cute.