Yeah, this is my page. MY page.
You wish you could edit this page. But it's mine
What's that, you want to edit this page? Denied.
Oh, hi, how can I help you? Oh, no we dont allow edits here.
Haiku for a Page:
Welcome to my page
To request edits, get f-
-Fondly used to "no"
I think perhaps I misunderstand the intended purpose for a user page.