Bersl2

This user is male.

25

This user is 25 years old.

This user was born on October 21.

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Louisiana.

LA

This user is from N'awlins.

nola

This user is interested in his local history.

This user thinks time zones are evil.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

la-3

Hic usor callidissima latinitate contribuere potest.

Vicipaedia
ego contribuo in Vicipaedia.

I support the Latin language Wikipedia with my contributions.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

ipa-1
ə

This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

...

This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

ubx-2

This user is an intermediate user of userboxes.

dlph-1

Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

they?

This user has no opinion about singular they.

snk

This user says either sneaked or snuck.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

Subj

This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; he uses them frequently.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"!
~~US vs. UK~~

This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

noc

This user is nocturnal.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

prog-3

This user is an advanced programmer.

prog-x

This user is merely a humble programmer.

C

This user can program in C.

objc-1

This user is a beginner Objective-C programmer.

Java

This user can program in Java.

py-1

This user is a beginning Python programmer.

Perl-1

This user is a beginning Perl programmer.

ST-1

This user is a beginner Smalltalk programmer.

hs-1

This user is a beginning Haskell programmer.

bash

This user can program in Bash.

This user contributes using Linux.

This user contributes using Slackware Linux.

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating his computer.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

MS

This user does not use Microsoft products.

ie

This contributor uses any browser other than Internet Explorer.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

This user contributes using Vim.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

irssi

This user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.

This user posts on X as @bersl2.

This user is a resident of Second Life and his avatar name is Bersl Woodrunner.

F@H

This user contributes to the Folding@home project.

Add

This user is addicted to virtual communities.

/.	In Soviet Russia, Slashdot has this user's account.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

fark

This user is a farker.

YTMND

This user is the man now, dog.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

This user reads webcomics.

All your base are belong to this user.

AYB

This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

PT

This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, he must shoot at it until it dies.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user is a swimmer.

NO

This user is a fan of the
New Orleans Saints

CHA

This user is a fan of the
Charlotte Hornets.

cvg-2

This user is an intermediate gamer.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

This user plays FreeCiv.

This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

This user plays the Star Fox series.

UT

This user plays Unreal Tournament.

This user plays Quake.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

@	This user plays NetHack.

NG

This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user reads science fiction.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user writes poetry.

lapsed

This user is a lapsed musician.

trpt-2

This user is an intermediate trumpet player.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user knows basic
music theory.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user is a fan of Monty Python.

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.

^_^

This user watches anime.

アニメ
sub

This user prefers to watch
his anime subbed.

GITS

This user's cyberbrain was hacked.

ES

This user is a loyal member of ACROSS

Inu Yasha

This user knows that Inu Yasha is #1 in the well, H.

This user is searching for paradise.

C&H

This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

This user reads Ozy and Millie.

Opt

This user uses an AMD Opteron processor

This user still remembers these.

BS-0

This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).

\sum

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

This user does not care about driving.

pol

This user is a pollotarian.

This user eats strawberries.

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user does not smoke.

This user is drug-free.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user drinks tea.

Coke

This user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.

~~Pepsi~~

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user still enjoys his Sega Dreamcast, and thinks it's underrated!

GT

This user attends or attended Georgia Tech.

ΑΕΠ

This user is a brother of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity.

gk

This user is a geek.

This user is a furry.

This user's species is a raccoon.

GAD

This user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.

HPC

This user suffers from Hypochondria.

AvPD

This user suffers from avoidant personality disorder.

Ø

This user is a recluse.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user thinks or feels they are hated by everyone else (or knows it).

⌬	This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\

NULL LOL

This user has absolutely no life. +

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user wishes he had a girlfriend.

This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands does constitute "varied", right?)

This user is confused.

♂♀

This user supports gender equality.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

This user supports
instant-runoff voting.

This user approves of approval voting.

no
nazis

This user opposes facism in all its forms

This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.

This user is against DRM.

This user can see the benefit of transhumanism if handled properly.

This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.

This user's favorite color is green.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user is Jewish.

This user supports jury nullification.^‡

agn

This user is interested in agnosticism.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user should not be trusted.

This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox

This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

Cat

This user believes userboxes should have categories.

This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

"It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."

Non nobis solum

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

END

This user has no more userboxes.

More later, as I have time. Or rather, when I don't want to use my time for more important things.