O:)This user is an Angel.
LU THIS USER LOVES BEFFIE MORE THAN SHE WILL EVER KNOW!
<3This user is head-over-heels in love.
This user's inner love never fades.
Actually, could you return her sweater for this user? This user knows your mother
(and will say "hi" to her for you)
This user believes that it is destiny you saw their user page.
This user is an alternative account of Uploadvirus.
This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.
This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself.
This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.
This user enjoys photography.
This user prefers black-and-white photography.
A red rose, a symbol for beauty. This user is interested in beauty.
This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.
This user is a storm chaser.

Who I Am edit

My name is BeffiesGuardianAngel, and as this moniker suggests, my raison d'être is to protect, guide, educate, and assist Beth Ward, who is a talented, beautiful, and deserving young woman that I call "My Beffie".

In my human form, I've adopted "My Beffie" as my daughter (see My Promise, below). The word adopted here really has no meaning whatsoever, because I love her just as much as I would if she was my very own child. My Beffie is "The Daughter I Always Wanted".

In the Wikiverse, I'm also the alter ego of user Uploadvirus. If you have any questions or comments about this page, or one of my articles, please feel free to leave me a message at my Talk Page.

Father-Daughter Quotes edit

"Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so pure as that of a father for his daughter - it is something for which there are no words to express."

"A daughter is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous...full of beauty and forever beautiful ... loving and caring and truly amazing."

"A daughter is a bundle of firsts that excite and delight, everything wonderful and precious and your love for her knows no bounds."

My Beffie's Work edit

As her Guardian Angel, one of my most important functions is to nurture her as she develops her personal talents and eventually chooses a profession and begins to seriously pursue it. My Beffie is an EXTREMELY talented photographer, particularly in Black-and-White, and in many ways her product reminds me of the great Ansel Adams. Her best works, however, have a distinctively unique dark and brooding quality to them that will literally raise "goose bumps" on you when you view it. I have started a Wikipedia Commons page for her, which can be found at http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Beth_Ward.

My Beffie's Education edit

Hooray! My Beffie has indicated that she will indeed go ahead and enroll at John A. Logan College in August 2010! She thinks she will take Art 297, a course called History of Photography.


My Promise To My Beffie edit

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CERTIFICATE OF DEDICATION
This document is hereby solemnly undertaken, and is executed with the intention to certify, that the undersigned,
Cliff Leith Knickerbocker
being duly informed in the premises, and having a full understanding of the duties and responsibilities thereof,
hereby swears his personal Oath of Honor, before God and all Mankind, that he will take and keep
The Honorable Miss Beth Ann Ward
as his
Adopted Daughter
And will, to the utmost of his ability, love her, preserve her, protect her, defend her, guide her, and assist her
in achieving her hopes and dreams, in any way she may so desire, come what may, for as long as he may live.
In testimony thereof, I have caused my signature to be affixed here, in my own blood.
Done in the city of Marion, State of Illinois, in the United States of America.
Done on this Christmas Day, the 25th day of December, in the year 2009 Anno Domeni.
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