Holidays edit
- 4 May: Anti-Bullying Day
- May (variable): National Day of Reason (established 2003)
- May (variable): Mother's Day (United States)
- 25 May: Towel Day (established 2001)
- 31 May: Syaday
- June (variable): International Capitalism Day
- 5 June: Tank Man Day (beginning: 1989)
- June (variable): Summer solstice
- 22 June: Magna Carta Day
- June (variable): Father's Day (United States)
- 2 July: Independence Day (United States; observed on 4 July)
- 5 July: X-Day (established 1998)
- 15 July: Confuflux
- August (variable): International Beer Day
- 12 August: International Youth Day, Zaraday
- 23 August: International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition
- 29 August: International Day against Nuclear Tests
- September (variable): Labor Day (United States)
- 17 September: Constitution Day (United States)
- 19 September: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
- September (variable): Autumnal equinox
- 21 September: World Peace Day (also known as International Day of Peace)
- 26 September: Bureflux
- 29 September: Market Freedom Day (beginning: 1881)
- September–October (variable): Yom Kippur
- 2 October: International Day of Non-Violence
- October (variable): Columbus Day
- October (variable): Thanksgiving (Canada)
- 24 October: Maladay
- 31 October: Hallowe'en
- 5 November: Guy Fawkes Day (obtained significance in 1982)
- November (variable): Election Day (United States)
- November (variable): Thanksgiving (United States)
- November (variable): Native American Heritage Day
- November–December (variable): Hanukkah
- 2 December: International Day for the Abolition of Slavery
- 5 December: Martin Van Buren Day
- 8 December: Afflux
- 15 December: Bill of Rights Day
- December (variable): Winter solstice
- 25 December: Christmas
- 26 December–1 January: Kwanzaa
- 31 December: New Year's Eve
- December (vague): Holiday
- (Variable): Friday the 13th
Note: Some religions, such as First Church of Cannabis[1] and THC Ministry[2], regard the 20th day of the fourth month as a religious holiday. However, depending upon what calendar one is using, the holiday can fall on different days. (Although not an official holiday of the Church of the Universe or the Church of Cognizance, it is nevertheless celebrated by some practitioners thereof also.)
| Key | Calendar | Date | Conversion | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gregorian | Julian (1901–2099) |
Peakian | Discordian | Hebrew | ||||
| Standard | Leap year | |||||||
| x | Gregorian | April 20th | April 20th | April 7th | Quadrember 25th | Quadrember 26th | Discord 37th | Varies |
| Julian (1901–2099) |
April 20th | May 3rd | April 20th | Quintember 10th | Quintember 11th | Discord 50th | ||
| Peakian | Quadrember 20th | April 15th | April 2nd | Quadrember 20th | Quadrember 21st | Discord 32th | ||
| Quadrember 20th (leap year) | April 14th | April 1st | Quadrember 19th | Quadrember 20th | Discord 31st | |||
| Discordian | Bureaucracy 20th | August 27th | April 14th | November 14th | Bureaucracy 20th | |||
| Hebrew | Tammuz 20th | Varies | Tammuz 20th | |||||
Gregorian calendar edit
Peakian calendar edit
- NOTE TO SELF--MUST FIX HOLIDAYS
Discordian calendar edit
Note: The Principia Discordia is self-contradictory when it comes to the POEE calendar, leading various popes to interpret the sacred text in different ways. While page 34 of Principia Discordia says the calendar is perpetually convertible to the Gregorian calendar, page 34 thereof disagrees, saying instead that St. Tib's Day occurs every four years. The calendar below assumes that Pope Max Flax Beeblewax is correct that St. Tib's Day does not occur every four years, in contrast to Pope Jess Cully who maintains that the POEE calendar is perpetually convertible to the Julian calendar.
| 3151 Y. O. L. D. (1985 C. E.) |
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| S | B | P | PP | SO | S | B | P | PP | SO | S | B | P | PP | SO | S | B | P | PP | SO | S | B | P | PP | SO | ||||||||||||
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71 | 72 | 73 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73 | 72 | 73 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
World Calendar edit
Egyptian calendar edit
Dada calendar edit
hump day