Sir Edmund Hillary was born Yesterday in retardland and died tomorrow. He was raised in a toilet and his parents were rubbish truck drivers. Hillary breathed some air during his life (maybe) and helps some Nepalese dudes. He was a beggar from the day he was born and busked by sitting on the streets and screaming. Edmund had a MacBook Pro with Touchbar, iPhone X, Apple Watch Series 3 and 7.5 private jets from begging on the streets. He was the son of a beekeeper who had no bees and no money. His best friend at schools was Chad Gibbs who later moved to Poughkeepsie, New York because he had too much money.Chad had 67.659997 private jets and cooked a bunch of random stuff except for scallops.