“hello
my name is Hatty
I have a ̶f̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ liking or weird dudes who are only 1 px thicc so if you wanna hook up that would be great♥♥♥
nah wikipedia won't approve of that, this ain't a dating site”
~Hatty 2019
Hatty the fucking slut Fucking Active | |
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— Wikipedian — | |
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Name | Hatty |
Born | Samantha 4/3/05 California, USA |
Name in real life | Samuel |
Gender | I like to call myself non binary so refer to me as "them" |
Pronouns | them |
Nationality | American |
Country | USA |
Current location | I have le no idea |
Languages | Japanese, English, Korean, Russian, Sarcasm |
Time zone | california |
Current time | Current UTC is 07:36 |
Ethnicity | Despacito |
Race | Hooman |
Height | 5'12 |
Weight | i don't know or care |
Hair | Green (naturally white for some reason) |
Eyes | Green |
Handedness | Left |
Blood type | O- |
Sexuality | Geyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
IQ | 2 |
Personality type | Sadistic........not lol |
Alignment | wot now |
Family and friends | |
Marital status | OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I GET IT (currently single, but in love.......with a fictional character) |
Spouse | nobody |
Girlfriend | noep |
Boyfriend | IF ONLY I WAS WITH MR. GAME AND OH SHIT |
Children | nope |
Siblings | Reginald something |
Parents | your mom |
Pets | Catty (tabby cat) |
Education and employment | |
Occupation | Part time weeaboo |
Employer | ffffffffffffffffff |
Education | shit |
Primary school | ducky school |
Intermediate school | birb school |
High school | chicken school |
College | i live in a dumpster next to Goldilocks's apartment |
University | (help me) |
Classes | I am not a Wikipedia Campus Ambassador |
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
Hobbies | fangirl on Mr. Game and Watch (even tho im a boi) |
Religion | Creatorism |
Politics | wot m8 |
Aliases | Hatty |
Movies | animovies (stop inventing words) |
Shows | anime |
Books | manga |
Interests | |
i specialize in memeing | |
A random game and watch fangirl subpages | |
wot now | |
Account statistics | |
Joined | 1/27/2019 |
First edit | 1/27/2019n on this very page |
Account creator | me |
Signature | H a t t y t h e j e r k |
Please don't take me seriously, I just joined LOL But I promise not to do vandalizing, I'll probably just be commenting
Hey. I'm Hatty. edit
Hello and welcome to my awfully stupid wikipedia page. Please know there are swears in this page and if you are going to be le butthurt, go away.
Chili's edit
I like Chili's.
Wot M8 edit
idk
I'm banning you edit
oh no
yeah thanks so much for existing
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