Talk:Parker Ridge, New Brunswick

the next area over is taxis river, then Boiestown, then a few places nobody cares about. going the other way (north) you have bloomsfield. a young strong individual named Cody lives in the vicinity and is the funniest mofo you will ever meet. he has plenty of cats and a dog. sometimes cody likes to take long walks on the beach and enjoys practising bird calls. sometimes when cody gets lonly at night he will sneak out of his bedroom and visit the family hampster and stare at it intently. once he feels better about whatever was ailing him he will perhaps make a bologna sandwith or eat some chocolate chip cookies. in his free timeyou can find cody wathing his favorite episodes of family guy or perhaps taking a long meaningfull stroll around the magical woods that surround his house. cody loves the out doors with a burning passion and he secretly has a crush on a girl that lives only a few hundred meeters from his house. sometimes while driving by this ladys house who has left cody breathless you can just make out his profile a few feet into the woods starring hungrilly into the back windows of her house. some people would call this unhealthy, but anyone who knows cody knows that he wouldnt hurt a fly. in fact the only unhealthy habbits cody has is deep within his mind where he fantisizes about the odd things he would do to this pretty young lady. but lets not ruin the moment.. at school cody was a polite and grade "A" student. not to mention that anyone could confine anything in him and have absolute trust that he would not leak their most darkest deepest secrets. now this may not have occured to you but cody is in fact a homosexual. yes i know shocking. but we must not judge, we all have our flaws. for years codys friends though that he was just intimidated by all the young hot women who he went to school with. but in their final year together he finally came out of the closet and showed his true rainbowy colors. from that day on his friends who had accepted who he really was with no trace of hesitation defended cody from people who were homophobic. although cody was a model individual, he did however have one person he despised beyond all. his english teacher (who will not be named because she would likley find some crack pot law and twist it so everyone thinks she is the victim) was always a vile hag who had always treated cody differently from everyone else. now its roumered that this teacher is a lesbian. (nothing has actually been confirmed... yet) his friends believed that the unfairness she treated him with was due to the face that she did not accept cody for himself. nobody cared for this english teacher much after that and was and is perhaps still the most hated and unpopular teacher ever to teach in the district. getting away from that topic codys mother is a wonderful woman. although she may be overweight we must look at the beauty on the inside, because she certainly doesnt have any on the outside. back in the sixtys codys mom was the biggest hippi you could have ever met,not a day went by that she wasn't jammin with jannis joplin or curk cobain. codys father on the other hand has a very sad story indeed. he was born in a lab and his vile of DNA accidently got emptied into a vile of chimpanzee sperm. the deformed baby grew and then escaped from his prison to find love with the only thing that would have him (in vise a versa as well) codys mother. now luckily codys mother was so ugly nobody questioned the out come of the kids, but let me assure you, he was ugly as fuck. over the years cody became depressed about his looks and started injecting himself with all sorts of concoctions that to this day have been known to cause anal warts on walruses. cody is now a decent looking fellow and has a life full of promise that he will surley mess up because hes an idiot. and that concludes my brief description of Mr. Cody who lives in the vicinity of bloomsfield.

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Everything in this scrip is a lie or is it? but seriously it is OR MAYBE IM LYING!!! actually im not.

if this script offends or discribes anyone out there please be mindful that this was wrote out of fun and was not intentionally written about any indvidual.

Im jz lyons leaving you with the 10 oclock news over to you dylan and rogers :) :P