Talk:Enter the Punisher

Latest comment: 14 years ago by Ben Culture in topic Good GOD, this is wretched!

Good GOD, this is wretched! edit

I was going to informally suggest this article be deleted, when I noticed that, apparently, ALL episodes of this series have their own articles. This despite the fact that, for one, the List of Spider-Man (1994 TV series) episodes article has very adequate summaries of each episode in the list, AND, for two, each SEASON has its own article, describing the overall story "arc" -- which is, generally, just a big paragraph of all the previously-mentioned summaries, printed back to back. And now, here, this article -- absolutely worthless in its triviality and fancruft.

Oh, and, excuse me, I forgot to mention the wretched writing:

"Spider-man drinks a serum that makes him grow 4 extra arms. Marvel anti-hero Punisher thinks Spider-man is a crook, and chases Spider-man around. Spider-man finds out that Michael Morbius has turned into a vampire that is drinking people's plasma. Spider-man wants to help Michael, but the Punisher is trying to get rid of him. After Punisher finds Spider-man he tries to throw a rope at him, and it works."

What the fuck is THAT?!? "Punisher tries to throw a rope at him, and it works"?!? Damn, brothers and sisters -- if Frank Motherfucking Castle has you in his sights, and the WORST he throws at you is a rope, I better see you in church Sunday and for the rest of your life, because God just reached down and gave you a free Celestial handjob and YOU OWE HIM. Which makes about as much sense as the quoted sentence. A little explanation, please? From somebody who can write?

Hey, I know, how about we just do a "Punisher" on all these wretched "Episodes of Spider-Man: The Animated Series" articles? Let's just punish 'em, can we? Considering that the show itself was probably the worst of, um, four halfway-decent Spider-Man cartoon shows (not even counting the strictly-Saturday-morning bilge) and that these articles DO NOTHING to fix that, and almost nobody is going to ever appreciate them, or even read them, I suggest we axe 'em all. Or, at the very least, this one. Maybe somebody who's seen the episode can re-write this moronic article in the meantime?

--Ben Culture (talk) 05:15, 7 January 2010 (UTC)Reply