Smartie Mine

Smartie Mine (1999) is Iowa native singer/songwriter Dan Bern's follow-up to Fifty Eggs.

Smartie Mine
Studio album by Dan Bern
Released	March 9, 1999
Genre	Folk rock
Length	136:43
Label	Chartmaker
Producer	Dan Bern, Wil Masisak
Dan Bern chronology
Fifty Eggs (1998) Smartie Mine (1999) New American Language (2001)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic
The Indianapolis Star
The Montreal Gazette
Rolling Stone

Track listing

Unless otherwise noted, all tracks by Dan Bern

1. "Smartie Mine" – 4:20
2. "One Thing Real" – 5:41
3. "Tiger Woods" – 3:07
4. "Chelsea Hotel" – 4:54
5. "City of Models" – 3:19
6. "Krautmeyer" – 3:55
7. "Crosses" – 5:18
8. "Colors" – 3:25
9. "Airplane Blues" (Sleepy John Estes, Lightnin' Hopkins) – 8:39
10. "Freight Train Blues" (McDowell) – 4:52
11. "Talkin' Woody, Bob, Bruce & Dan Blues" – 5:09
12. "Ballerina" – 6:40
13. "Simple" – 8:52
14. "Beautiful Trees" – 2:41
15. "Joe Van Gogh" – 4:15
16. "Little Russian Girl" – 3:39
17. "Gamblin' With My Love" (Pete Rose) – 5:36
18. "Murderer" – 4:51
19. "Alia" – 3:50
20. "Two-Month Affair" – 3:26
21. "Baby Love" (Wainwright) – 4:40
22. "Sculpter" – 4:56
23. "Dark Chocolate" – 3:42
24. "Decadent Town" – 4:28
25. "Hooker" – 7:32
26. "Cocaine Blues/Blue Jay Way" (Davis, George Harrison) – 6:29
27. "True Revolutionaries" – 8:27

Personnel

• Dan Bern – Organ, Guitar, Harmonica, Cello, Vocals, Art Direction, Illustrations, Paintings
• Jarrod Kaplan – Drums, Djembe
• Tige DeCoster – Bass, Fretless Bass
• Wil Masisak – Keyboards, Vocals, Found Objects
• Martha Wainwright – Vocals (Lead Vocal on "Baby Love")
• Eben Grace – Electric Guitar (track 16) & Lap Steel (track 13)