About Me
Ancestry:
This user is of Dutch ancestry.
This user is of English ancestry.
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
IrelandÉireannach
This user is Irish.
This user is of Italian ancestry.
ScotlandAlba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
Home Life:
This user has a wife.
This user is straight
but not narrow.
DadThis user is a father and proud of it!
This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
52YThis Wikipedian was born on 11 June 1971 and is 52 years, 10 months, and 8 days old.
Education:
BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English.
MAThis user has a Master of Arts degree in English.
This user has a minor in
Medieval studies.
This user graduated from SUNY Geneseo.
UA
This user attends or attended the University at Albany.
This user attended Sage Graduate School.
Literature:
This user enjoys the Lord of the Rings book and movie series.
This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.
KV This user enjoys
the works of
Kurt Vonnegut.

Big Brother is watching this user.
This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
CRThis user likes the works of Christopher Rowley.
ADFThis user likes the works of Alan Dean Foster.
Narnia This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.
Hobbies:
This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen
Narnia This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
This user enjoys more than just the uh, sex in pornography.
This user's favorite roller coaster is The Comet (Great Escape), which this user has ridden over 100 times.
This user is a member of the Roller Coaster task force of the Amusement Parks Project.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.
This user is an AFOL.
This user listens to NPR.
TappetAgainst his better judgement, this user likes Car Talk.
METhis user gets most of his news from Morning Edition.
This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 11 months and 7 days.
This user is right-handed.
This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Politics:
libThis user is a liberal.
dem This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.
This user is a member or supporter of MoveOn.org.
Big Brother is watching this user.
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
Religion:
CthulhuThis user is interested in the Great Old One.
COTSGThis user is a member of the Church of the SubGenius.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
IPUThis user worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).
This user is a secular humanist.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.
Geography:
This user is from the planet Earth.
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This user has visited 6 of the 208 countries in the world.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
USThis user uses American English.
Pop Culture:
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
This user reads between the lines.


This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.
This user enjoys pornography.
0.5This user has 0.5 centijimbos.
Star Wars:
STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work.
Star
Wars
This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.
STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.
This user is a Jedi.
SW LegoThis user plays Star Wars Lego.
ID You don't need to see this user's identification.
Language:
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
ain't nobodyThis user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
 loose
 lose
Not enough people know the difference between loose and lose. Do you?
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
Everything Else:
This user is opposed to online censorship.
Wikipedia is not censored.
This user listens to NPR.
van-2This user user page has been vandalized two times.
This user is attracted to red hair.
This user does not smoke.
Wiki:
This user is a member of the Fantasy task force of the Novel WikiProject.
This user has pending changes reviewer rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
This user has autopatrolled rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
This user has created 167 articles on Wikipedia.