This is just so I can have my own cool and spectacularly lame page...I'm pretty new to Wikipedia, so, I'm trying to get everything straight on here and everything, I've contributed to a couple of articles already, and everything...a big shout out to Wikipedia for this site so I can read and continue to research most of the subjects I'm interested in...and to kill my boredom dead in its tracks...
| MoW | This user was a member of WikiProject Media of wrestling. |
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| PSY | This user's favorite subject is Psychology. |
| AA | This user has an Associate of Arts degree. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| fr-2 | Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français. |
| en-us -N | This user is a native speaker of American English. |
| en-us- ca-1 | This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast. |
| SoE-2 | This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't". |
| Grek-1 Ω | This user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet. |
| 1+1=3? | This user does not understand mathematics. |
| rec-1 | This user is a novice recorder player. |
| arg-4 | This user is a professional air guitarist. |
| ∞ | This user is an ageless immortal. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is male. |
 | This user is of German ancestry. |
| This user is an only child. |
| >_< | This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it). |
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This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. |
 | This user reads Marvel Comics. |
| @ | This user can be reached by email. |
 | This user loves using Google Earth. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
 | This user uses LimeWire. |
 | This user uses µTorrent. |
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This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
| WinXP | Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. |
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This user eats bagels. |
 | This user eats cheese. |
 | This user eats chocolate. |
| C2H5OH-4 | This user is an alcoholic. |
 | This user drinks Pepsi. |
 | This user drinks water regularly. |
 | This user eats at Taco Bell. |
 | This user just sank your battleship. |
 | This user is attacking you with all three dice. |
 | This user enjoys playing spades. |
| cvg-5 | This user is a professional gamer. |
 | This user plays the Xbox 360. |
| + | This user enjoys playing retro games. |  |
 | This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania). |
 | This user plays the Halo series. |
| JK | This user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast. |
| nip/tuck | This user wants to know what you don't like about yourself. |
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This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
| ¡ | This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it! |
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This user's got a case of the Mondays. |
| PULP | This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. |
 | This user farts in your general direction! |
 | This user is a Dark Lord of the Sith. |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
 | This user likes disco music. |
 | This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark. |
 | This user plays ultimate. |
 | This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. |
 | This user plays tennis. |
 | This user enjoys playing darts. |
 | This user enjoys cigars. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user enjoys cooking. |
 | This user is a swimmer. |
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This user prefers cold weather. |
 | This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. |
| BPD | This user lives with borderline personality disorder. |
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This user frequently experiences déjà vu. |
 | This user has depression. |
 | This user has astigmatism. |
 | This user is right-handed. |
| porn | This user enjoys pornography. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user enjoys sex. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is straight. |
 | This user wishes they had a girlfriend. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is an Aquarian. |
 | This user is a citizen of the United States of America. |
 | This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI. |
| [] | This user's favourite colour is black. |
| … | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
| US | This user uses American English. |
 | This user is interested in religion as a metaphysical or theological phenomenon. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is interested in Taoism. |
 | This user is interested in Lutheranism. |
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This user is probably going to Hell. |
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This user is God. |
 | This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. |
| UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else... |
| Mr. T | This user pities the fool! |
| SARC | This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. |
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This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it! |
 | Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on. |
 | This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
 | This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox |
| This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. |
| dar | This editor is a darwikinist. |