Hey there wikipedians!
I'm Valentino and I'm (unfortunately) italian...
Actually I'm an active member of the Italian Wikipedia; if you would check out my italian user page, check here
My english user page is a very big mess because english wikipedia runs with a language just a bit different from italian wikipedia, and so...
So, have a nice day on wikipedia!


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 This user has created a global account. Vale maio's main account is on Wikipedia (in Italian).

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

  It is approximately 9:18 PM where this user lives (Italy)

NameThis user's name is Valentino.

 This user has contributed 60 images to Wikipedia and Commons.

dumbThis user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.

 This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

 This user knows that his userboxes are disorganised but has decided that he doesn't really care.

35YThis Wikipedian was born on 14 December 1987 and is 35 years, 3 months, and 13 days old.

 This user comes from Italy.

shamethis user is ashamed to be italian

 This user is proud to be a European.

 This user is a male.

</label>This user does not wish to limit his or her sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation.

 This user respects women and rejects any violence against women. 

idiotthis user is supposed to be an idiot

MThis user is a member of Mensa.

IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is higher than 132.

  This user is mixed-handed.  

NThis user is a NOFX fan.

BRThis user is a fan of BAD RELIGION.

 This user enjoys punk rock.

 This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

 Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

  This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

LIBThis user loves Drugs, Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Immigration*

  This user is pro-cannabis.

This space is for rent.

 This user remembers VHS. ±

C2H5OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

 This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

 This user supports the use of ridiculously huge userboxes

  We are exploring only in a point of this huge universe...

  This userbox is bigger than a galaxy!!

  Watch it guy, this userbox is gonna overload you and your computer, maybe even Wikipedia.

Burrito ergo sum I fart, therefore I am.

 This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans.

 This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user is easily distracted. 

 This user has astigmatism.

  This user is a smoker.

 This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

 This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of his mind.

 This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

 This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

 This user contributes while listening to Amarok.

 This user contributes using Ubuntu.

 This user reads PDFs with Evince.

  This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

 This user is car-free. 

 This user loves the Winter.

 This user likes foggy days.

FryLike Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.

SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it. 

  Three, plus a hair

9/9=1This user believes that 9/9 equals 1, but .999... does not..999…≠1

 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

This user doesn't know what the hell he is doing.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

 This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

 This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

 This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!

 This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

?-0This person does not understand where this userbox goes and why.

 This user lives in a Userbox.

  This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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