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Thisere user tawks Appalachian English laak a baady at was born ter it.
en-us-noc-NYer darn-tootin this user's a heckuva North-Central English speaker and was born or raised that wey.
EN-KThis user can talk like a Kennedy at will.
SoE-5This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English.
en-GB
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This user has a near-native understanding of British English.
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Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español castellano.
This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms!
This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).
This user is interested in the Dutch Empire.
This user is interested in the British Empire.
This user is interested in the history of the English Civil Wars.
This user is interested in
the history of the United States.
This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.
Good evening! This user loves films by Alfred Hitchcock.
TTThis user is a lead farmer, mother****er!.
G.O.P.This user believes the Republican Party has been hijacked by neocons
This user supports the Democratic Party.
This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.
This user is interested in psychology.
This user lives in Illinois,
the Land of Lincoln.
NewsThis user reads broadsheet newspapers.
This user believes that all men are created equal.
This user is opposed to communism in both theory and practice.