This lousy T-shirt

How I came up with my user name.

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This user has been on Wikipedia for 13 years, 4 months and 11 days. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. C-Eh?This user uses Canadian English Spelling, which could be British English or American English depending on beer consumed, the score of the hockey game, or the colour of Don Cherry's suit.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. fgnThis user can speak foreign.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues. This user knows civility is policy on Wikipedia and tries always to operate within behavioral guidelines.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. This user is anal and is prone to making edits on top of their own edits and those of others.

This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented. This user contributes using an iPad.

This user owns more than one iPhone. This user likes to read using a Kindle Fire.

This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user has beaten ClueBot NG to reverting vandalism.

This user has rollback and pending changes reviewer rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user has autopatrolled rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user is a recent-changes, new-page, and random-page patroller. CSD!This user will not hesitate to delete or CSD tag your article if it falls under CSD criteria.

This user is against cyberbullying. This user removes personal attacks because it's the right thing to do.

This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked. Thank the IPThis user believes that vandal–reverting IP address editors should be rewarded or thanked for their efforts.

This user is heterosexual. NameThis user's name is This lousy T-shirt. .

RThis user's favorite letter is R. tyop typo This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage. This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.

This user believes that articles are useless without images. This user uses HotCat.

+ This user adds interwiki links to articles. WP:RS This user believes in using Reliable Sources.

This user advocates WikiPeace. This user is a member of the Kindness Campaign.

This user is part of the Welcoming Committee. This user appreciates WikiLove.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday, and has an acceptance speech ready. ~~~~This lousy T-shirt signs their posts and thinks you should too!

This user is a WikiGryphon, guardian of treasures; protector from evil, witchcraft and secret slander. This user wants a WikiOtter.

ENFPThis user's MBTI type is ENFP. This user reads between the lines.

This user, as a general rule, will ignore questions about his or her real life. 8-)This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses.

		The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		For your excellent RCP work. Happy editing! Perseus (t • c) 19:20, 3 January 2011 (UTC)

		The Angel Heart Barnstar
		For all your spreading kindess through Wikipedia!--GoldenGlory84 (talk) 02:03, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

		The Guestbook Barnstar
		This user has signed The Master of Mayhem's guestbook and, ahem, deserves this award. You could if you wouldn't stop giggling like Jasper Carrott.

		The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		*ninja poofs into the room*. Hello, This lousy T-shirt. No, this isn't a T-shirt - it's a cloak to make me invisible! Anyways, I am here to bestow upon you a great gift. No, it's not a lousy T-shirt! Just let me finish speaking. My stealthy spying skills have enabled me to see that you've been very hard at work keeping this encyclopedia you call "Wikipedia" clean... no, I did not see you with your pants down in the bathroom! Where was I? Oh yes, my master and I were so impressed by your efforts that we have decided to give you this barnstar as a reward. If you feel ready for an even tougher challenge, please speak to my master *hands business card* We spy on vandals and alert the main defense if we suspect an attack. And for the last time I'm not wearing a T-Shirt!... oh well. Goodbye *ninja poofs out of the room* K6ka (talk | contribs) 00:05, 6 February 2014 (UTC)

		The Multiple Barnstar
		I'm looking through your contributions, and it seems like you're giving up hours and hours to fighting off vandalism and disruption on Wikipedia. Scrolling through your talk page, I can't help but smile at some of the threads. I have just met you, and I can't help but notice you're a tireless, working, vandal-fighting, good-humored editor that deserves these barnstars. Awarded to you for dedication, above all else. Thank you for your contributions, and may you keep on going! --Mz7 (talk) 23:55, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

	The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
	For your work on WP:AIV. Bearian (talk) 17:34, 26 March 2014 (UTC)

	The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
	For all the work you do here. Regards, Yamaguchi先生 19:59, 4 November 2014 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	Your username makes me laugh and that's awesome. :D A Wild Abigail Appears! Capture me. Moves. 18:52, 9 November 2014 (UTC)

	The No Spam Barnstar
	Thanks again :-) I am still very new on Wiki so I appreciate your corrections :-) ZPB (talk) 15:23, 9 April 2015 (UTC)

	The Original Barnstar
	Thank you for your work on Wikipedia! CookieMonster755 (talk) 02:48, 21 April 2015 (UTC)