TheShawMaestro

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“ And so it came to pass, that one day, I decided to make a good userpage. I spake unto the computer with my fingers on the keyboard, and this is what came. ”

TheShawMaestro

Today is 20 April 2024 Wikipedia:Babel enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. ga-2Tá Gaeilge de chaighdeán meánach ag an úsáideoir seo. fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. ...This user would like to know all existing languages. ipa-1 əThis user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. HTML-1This user is a beginning HTML user. Search user languages

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WikiProjects

Wikipedia projects I am part of:

• Counter Vandalism Unit
• Kindness Campaign

Userboxes

man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.	to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.	than thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."	This user is a member of the Kindness Campaign.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.	??? ?!? !!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!	This user believes that cats are NOT food. ‍	śṣThis user believes that Indic languages should be properly transliterated.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.	This user uses Windows Live Hotmail as a primary email service.	This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.	This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!
This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.	This user will eat fish raw. Here fishy, fishy, fishy.	This user eats chili.	This user is a resident citizen of the Republic of Ireland.
You just lost The Game.	This user plays the piano.	This user has an iPod.	WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
This user is a male.	This user bleeds    TABASCO pepper sauce   .	This user enjoys tofu.	CCVThis user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.
Mr. T This user pities the fool!	This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.	right-mindedThis user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.	their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
This user is left-handed.	This user is an escaped genetic experiment.	This user likes to decapitate people with their feet.	ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
As you can see, this user likes userboxes. A lot!	This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.	ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.	This user is a Monty Python fan.
The user is a SUPER FAN of Mr. Bean.	fan-3This user thinks that Mr.Bean is the greatest character of all time.	ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.	ENDThis user has no more userboxes.