You people make my anxiety act up. Here're my ugly userboxes.

This user believes that Wikipedia IS a useful resource for reading articles.
This user thinks you can learn a lot by editing an Encyclopedia.
IOnlyKnowFiveWords likes to turn Wikipedia Green.
This user is not a prose nazi and sees no problem with a list or a table being on an article.
neutThis editor is a neutralist.
Deletionist?This user believes that a deletionist is also someone who reverts an edit. Right?
This user wants to compile and preserve the sum of all human knowledge.
Post a note, pleaseThis user believes that edits need
useful summaries.
D:<Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.
This user prefers Wikipedia articles that use citation templates rather than reftags.
This user is not an administrator and has no desire to be one.
This user HATES it when someone vandalizes Wikipedia.
This user is opposed to
political censorship.
This user supports the American policies of fair use and threshold of originality.
no
ads
This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.
DATAThis user believes that common sense is frequently misleading and prefers evidence.
YOUThis user dies a little inside whenever they see the word you in an article.
Chicago,
Illinois
This user thinks articles about large U.S. cities should follow the "City, State" format, not just "City".
This Wikipedian hates seeing red.
This user likes "Trivia" and "In popular culture" information, and supports their inclusion.
This user uses the "Show preview" button so as to avoid making a great number of useless, successive edits.
This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
This user does not allow personal bias to interfere in any way with their actions within the encyclopedia.
This user has strong political views, but feels that Wikipedia is not the proper place to express them.
? supportThis user doesn't care if users place adjectives in their recommendations.? oppose
This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.
This User believes that one can sum up one's entire political, social, and Wikipedia policies beliefs with a creative userbox, such as this one.
Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.