Horst.Burkhardt

Padlock.

Who I Am

This user comes from Australia.

This user comes from Sydney.

This user is male.

32Y

This Wikipedian was born on 22 June 1991 and is 32 years, 9 months, and 27 days old.

This user has blue eyes.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is proud to be British.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

INTJ

This user's MBTI type is INTJ.

This user knows your mother
(and will say "hi" to her for you)

This user has a WikiOtter.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is an ally of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and trans community.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

AS

This user has Asperger syndrome.

This user is epileptic.

Languages

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

en-GB
-5

This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

de-2

Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

la-1

Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

IntS-4

Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.

...

This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

Programming

css-2

This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-3

This user is an advanced HTML user.

xhtml-3

This user is an advanced XHTML user.

PHP

This user can code PHP.

BASIC-3

This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.

bash

This user can program in Bash.

Lisp

(lambda (user)
(setf (lisp-p user) t))

This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

This user scored 15006 on the Wikipediholic test.

Web Presence

This user maintains a blog.

This user is paranoid enough to possess their own PGP key!

This user has a website, which can be found here.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal.

*

This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

@

This user can be reached by email at midnightcommando@gmail.com.

Y!

This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is peanuthorst.

This user's ICQ UIN is 229173987.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is bronzbiz.

This user's IRC nick is MidnightCommando on the server Freenode.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber as midnightcommando@jabber.org.

G
talk

This user's Google Talk screenname is midnightcommando@gmail.com.

This user uses Skype.
Their username is peanuthorst.

OS and Software

This user uses FreeBSD.

This user contributes using OpenBSD

This user contributes using Gentoo Linux.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using SXEmacs.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user's primary email client is GNOME Evolution.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

irssi

This user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.

This user natters away on IRC using Conspire.

This user contributes using Inkscape.

This user contributes using GIMP.

Dietary Habits

This user is an omnivore.

This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.

This user loves bacon!

This user wonders if the Spotted owl makes good soup.

~~H₂O~~

This user is H₂O intolerant. Achoo!

This user drinks Kombucha.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

This user takes his/her coffee with 2 creams and 4 sugars.

Pets

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user believes that cats are NOT food.

‍

Anime and Manga leanings

デス
ノート

This user has a Death Note and writes in it constantly.

GITS

This user's cyberbrain was hacked.

’M	Wild MissingNo. appeared!

This user is a fan of Sailor Moon.

This user is a fan of Makoto Kino.

This user wears a mask and shoots roses.

ゼロ

This user would like to be whipped by Louise.

Musical Talents

This user is a musician.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user has absolute pitch.

This user is a music composer.

oca

This user plays the ocarina.

This user is an a cappella singer.

This user plays the piano.

This user can tune a piano.

This user plays the recorder.

This user plays the softsynth.

This user plays the synthesizer.

fife

This user plays the fife.

Musical Leanings

This user enjoys the big band sound

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

This user likes ambient music.

60s

This user is a fan of Sixties music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys rock 'n' roll.

This user enjoys blues-rock.

This user is a fan of David Bowie.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

80s

This user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.

This user is a MIDI collector.

This user is a MOD collector.

This user loves vinyl records.

IDM

This user enjoys braindance.

This user likes disco music.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user listens to comedy music.

O.G.

This user is past the point of no return.

Time

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

00:00

This user uses 24-hour time.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

+10

This user's time zone is Australian Eastern Standard Time.

This user has too much time on their hands.

Interests/Quirks

This user uses a Straight Razor, because he's just that hard.

This user uses an entirely mechanical pocket watch for all his horological needs.

This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.

This user does not like socklessness.

This user collects computer CPUs.

This user is interested in Clockwork.

This user is a skeptic.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys photography.

I take photographs with Nikon equipment

This user takes photographs with Pentax equipment.

This user enjoys woodworking.

This user is interested in amateur radio.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user is interested in retrocomputing.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

TV Shows

This user, like Ms. Daria Morgendorffer, doesn't have low self-esteem. They have low esteem for everyone else.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

Dr Who

This user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Third Doctor.

3rd

Dr. Who

This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.

This user wants Rose to be his companion.

This user's other car is a TARDIS.

This user looks at a screwdriver and thinks "ooh, this could be a little more sonic!"

trek

This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?

FL	This user want to date with Foxxy Love.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

d'oh!

This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world.

SP

This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.

This user is a proud fan of
Are You Being Served?
...and I am unanimous in that!

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

IT

Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

KUA

This user is a friend of the Buckets (pronounced Bouquet).

M*A*S*H

This user understands:
"the M stands for mobile".

This user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

RD

This user is full of smeg.

YM

Are you a fan?
Yes Minister.

LB

Britain! Britain! Britain!

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

This user ...And Now For Something Completely Different!

This user always looks on the bright side of life!

TCR

This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.

This user's life occurs in
real time.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

NCIS

This user is a fan of NCIS.

M.D.

This user watches House.

This user is not smarter than a 5th grader.

This user can hum the Blue Peter tune.

BP

Horst Burkhardt in Six Lines edit

Who: Horst Günther Burkhardt III, The Man for All Seasons.
What: Human. Wikipedian. Gentleman Extraordinaire. Casanova.
Where: Sydney, NSW, Australia (that huge chunk of land filled with savages and dragons.)
When: June 22, 1991 - present
Why: To demonstrate mastery over all levels of spacetime.
How: Scientists are still working on explaining that one.