Guoruei
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— Wikipedian —
NameGReat
Current locationHongKong
Education and employment
Employerguoruei.org
UniversityGXNUN
Contact info
Websitewww.guoruei.com
Userboxes

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Languages edit

Languages edit

en-0This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulty).

Non-ISO Languages edit

13377|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
 This \_/ser is te1-1 m@aster of t0ta1 leetne55.
1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
pig-3Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway advancedway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
Rot13-2Guvf hfre vf noyr gb pbagevohgr jvgu na vagrezrqvngr yriry bs Ebg13.
Ubbi-5Thubis ubusuber gubets pubaid tubo spubeak Ububbubi Dububbubi, uband ubis mubost lubikeluby uba mubembuber ubof thube cubast ubon Zuboom.
IntSTihs uzer is a l33tsp3ek3r of Interweb slang.
1337/
IntS !
This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.
blz-NThis user is a native speaker of blazon.
 -3This user has an advanced understanding of Medical Latin.
ASCII-5402A1696 CE04AECE A64E044E A68626CE 0482CAC2 929204F6 6666042E 16A604EE 964EA674 C00D73
EBCDIC-4343 210 211 242 100 244 242 205 231 100 211 242 100 206 223 244 205 225 243 100 211 225 100 305 302 303 304 311 303 153 100 205 245 205 225 100 226 203 243 201 223 100 115 210 226 231 231 226 231 242 117 135 113
ith-1Avyalemļiňšařžîřc abveileqtúkt uxhouléb eloertkʰuikt.
blk
sp
-3
Za snaga pashum kûf pukhalob Lugbúrz.
nws-2This user newspeaks ungoodwise .
Nds-1This droog govoreets basic Nadsat.
Ewok-1Kush jeeks?
lap-0This user cannot speak or does not wish to speak Lapine and probably hated Watership Down.
na'vi-1Fìtute nì'it tsun pivlltxe nì Na'vi.
tng-1This user has a basic understanding of Tengwar.
tok-2jan ni li sona e toki pona.
trn-0This user has no idea how to speak Troscann but knows what it is.
ury-0Chyuc acol jeoc meg amjolcgumja Uryuomoco (el amjolcgumjc yug quyuch semcyujoluvro jyuhhyusargi).
Wdk-0This user has no idea how to speak Wenedyk but can tell you where it's from.
 This person's native language is one of the Slavic languages and so they have a little understanding of all Slavic languages.
Guitar-1This user is a beginner guitar player.
BS-0This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
dm-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, or growls.
fgn-1This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.
gb-1Dsh uuzzr izzzabll tuh kuntibbit wizza bveyschhhik lvvllov Gbrsh.
LipsumLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
Lolcat-4Dis yuza kan speeks
lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl.
mth-0This user cannot solve ANY math problems. For all they know, 2+2=fish.
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
...!This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson or C-3PO.
dlph-5Sreeee ack oork ee'urrr sque'ek eer.
sar-1This user does not wish to speak or hear sarcasm, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
chef-0Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!
Wrld-ish!Deze user puede falar prawie allt und often mélange tutto
den-0 Dieser User findet Denglisch uncool.
den-0 Dieser User findet Denglisch uncool.

Dialects edit

acm-1هذا المستخدم يعرف مبادئ اللهجة العراقية.
hywԱյս անձը արեւմտահայերէն կը խօսի։
cmn-1該用戶能以基本官話進行交流。
该用戶能以基本官话进行交流。
zh-hu-1箇用户个上海话只好淘淘浆糊
yue-2呢個用戶可以用一般粵語進行交流。
呢个用户可以用一般粤语进行交流。
lzh此人文章彪炳,章無疵、句無玷、字不妄。
zh-wen
-ko-2
此乃韓國漢文者也.
ča-0Ovajsti kumpanj ne poveda čakavskin zajikon i komaj uneg pozna.
kaj-3Ov suradnik jako dobre razme kajkavštinu.
shto-1Ovaj suradnik početnički govori štokavskim dijalektom.
en-us
-0
This user has very little understanding of American English.
en-us
-ap-0
Thisere user doant unnerstan nary a word a Appalachian English.
en-us-
ca
-0
This person would never sink so low as to speak California English. It only brings up bad memories of those "cool" kids from the Eighties. Who wants to tock talk like them?
  This skookum tillicum is a native speaker of Pacific Northwest English.
en-us
-noc
-1
This user can't speak North-Central English worth a darn.
EN-KThis user can talk like a Kennedy at will.
BOSThis usah speaks the Boston accent wicked well, but can't share it with yahs right now because this usah has to pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd befoah this usah goes to the Sahx game. Why is this usah pahking theah, his/her cah's gonna get towed all the way to Mahbahlehed. By the way, stop by the coahnah stoah and get some tahnic, will yah?
en-njThis user uses New Jersey English. Youz gotta problem widat?
Yinz!Dis user is fluent in Picksburgese dahlekt, wit English as deir muther langadge.
User:Neutralhomer/Userboxes/Tidewater
SoE-1This here fella or lady has a real basic understandin' of Southern American English, meanin' they might just know what "y'all" means.
AU-SA-6This user is a hacker at South Australian English.
AU-1This user is a meagre speaker of Australian English.
en-GB
-1
This user has a basic understanding of British English.
en-
sco
-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Scottish English (They can say "isnae").
BrumThis user can understand Brummie like a native.
en-CA
-1
This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English.
NZ-MN This user is a native speaker of a Māori language.
en-sg-0This user does not understand Singlish (or understands it with difficulties, otherwise does not want to hear or speak it).
spa-1Este user le speaka el Spanglish al nivel beisik.
IntEThis non-native speaker has been exposed to so many forms of English that they now speak International English.
 This contributor useth Early Modern English as a liturgical language.
fr
ca
Cet utilisateur parle le
français canadien.
 This user can speak Quebec French.
fr
metro
This user can speak Metropolitan French.
ja-ksb-0この利用者は関西弁のこと、よう分かりまへんねん。
 This user is a Malayali and contributes to WikiProject Kerala.
 This user is a Malayali.
es-
spa
-0
Este usuario no entiende español castellano (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).
es-
mx
-1
Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español usado en México.
sv-ros-0Dodenonnona anonvovänondodarore sosakoknonaror kokunonsoskokapoperor i rorövovarorsospoproråkoketot (elolloleror bobehohärorsoskokaror dodetot momyoycockoketot bobrorisostotfofälolloligogtot).

Writing systems edit

Hebr-0
 
This user has no understanding of the Cursive form of the Hebrew alphabet.
ipa-0
ə
This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.
ġIs fearr leis an úsáideoir seo an ponc séiṁiṫe a úsáid in áit an litir h mar séiṁiú.
This user prefers to use the dot above instead of the letter h as séiṁiú.
ghIs fearr leis an úsáideoir seo an litir h a úsáid chun séimhithe in áit an phoinc séimhithe.
Hrkt-1
This user has a basic understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
한글디스 유저 캔 리드 한글.
ko-
han-2
이 使用者는 普通水準漢字의 理解가 可能합니다.
 𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑿𐑟𐑼 𐑦𐑟 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑩𐑛 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯.
This user is interested in Shavian.
简体中文这个用户使用简体中文
This user uses Simplified Chinese characters.
 這個用戶使用正體字
This user uses Traditional Chinese characters.
 This user is fascinated by Oracle bone script.

Programming edit

CLThis user can program in AS/400 Control Language.
GMLThis user programs in the GML.
LolcatI CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1
MUMPSThis user can program in
MUMPS (or a derivative).
RPGThis user can program in AS/400 Report Program Generator.
VThis user can program in Verilog
prog-4This user is an expert programmer.
progThis user is definitely not a programmer.
progLike one third of Wikipedians, this user is a programmer.
prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!

Grammar edit

a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.
they?This user has no opinion about singular they.
y'allThis user believes that y'all is a real word, but ain't isn't one.ain't
ubiquitousThis user feels that if a person cannot concisely describe what they mean without using so-called big words, then they should not be identified as being truly intelligent.
byThis user does not use the passive voice.
infin¦
itive
This user chooses never to split infinitives.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
ain't nobodyThis user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
-ly This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious.
golden toad This user advocates lowercase common names in an encyclopedia.
,
This user supports the use of the
Oxford comma.
’sThis user understands that apostrophe's apostrophes are for possession and contraction, not pluralization.
"…"!
US vs. UK
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!
 This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.
ain'tThis user believes that prescriptive grammar rules stem from linguistic ignorance and are used to enforce economic class distinctions.
GNThis user is a Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
CREOThis user is a member of the Campaign for Real English Online.
tyop
typo
This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.
 This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
 This user honours Samuel Johnson
for his enduring contributions to the English language.
enThis user uses American English on talk pages, but the appropriate variety of English in articles.
enThis user uses British English on talk pages, but the appropriate variety of English in articles.
USThis user uses American English.
USAmerican English
is used by this user.
 This user honors Noah Webster
for saving the English language
from the Saxon hordes.
U.S.
spelling
This user prefers to use
American English spelling.
AmThis user speaks American, not English.
OEDThis user uses Oxford spelling.
AUThis user speaks Australian English.
NZThis user uses New Zealand English.
SGThis user uses Singapore English.
abcThs usre haz verry goode spelng.
their, to, your, its, ... This users english is far from being perfect!.
AIM-1This uzer has an amateur understanding of the AIM talk. Brb
 Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
H4X0RThis user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it.

Interests edit

WikiProjects edit

 This user worked on Wikimedia Strategic Planning where they found water on Mars.

Affiliations and memberships edit

 This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement

Alphabet edit

 This userbox can be used to
express a preference for various letters of the English alphabet.
See the template for more details.
 This userbox can be used to
express a preference for various letters of the Greek alphabet.
See the template for more details.
 This userbox can be used to
express a preference for various letters of the Hebrew alphabet.
See the template for more details.
 This userbox can be used to
express a preference for various letters of the Russian alphabet.
See the template for more details.

Animals edit

 This user is
a Golden Retriever lover.
 This user's favourite animal is the giant panda.

Aviation edit

 This user is a fan of the F-22 Raptor.
 
This user hopes to become an aircraft pilot.
 This user prefers
jumping out of a plane
to landing in one.
 This user enjoys
parachuting.

Cars edit

Driver's
license
This user has a driver's license.
 This user is a Eddie Stobart fan.
  This user owns or wants to own a BMW M3.

Colour edit

  This user's favorite color is plaid.
 This user thinks in HSL color.
 This user dreams in color.
  This user likes all of the colors.

Comedy edit

 This user is a member of
WikiProject Comedy.
Com-0This user has no sense of humor.
 This user is a scary Ghost.
 The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.
 This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time.
 The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

Computing edit

 
This user's favorite subject is computing.
 This user prefers PC.
 This user was formerly a dork, then a nerd, and is now glad to keep company with a geek like buxom Brittney Powell.
 This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.
  This user is proud to be a nerd, although they prefer not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.
 This user is interested in computer engineering.
 This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
 This user is against cyberbullying.
 This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.
  This user is a Hacker.
RTFMThis user believes that you should RTFM before asking questions.
 This user supports 2600 and the hacking community.
2600This user reads 2600: The Hacker Quarterly.
LipsumThis user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.
 This user is an Oracle Database {{{1}}} Administrator Certified {{{2}}}.
 This user exclusively uses the Times New Roman font.
 This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
 This user is a computer scientist.
 This user has posted to Usenet newsgroups.
TCP/IPThe user was active on the Internet before the World Wide Web was invented.WWW
SIPThis user is homies with the System Idle Process.
 This userbox is ...
loading.
 This user really likes old computers.
RHCEThis user has an RHCE certification.
@This user can be reached by email.
G
talk
This user's Google Talk screenname is guoruei.
 This user's ICQ UIN is guoruei.
 This user's IRC nick is guoruei on the server {{{2}}}.
 This user uses XMPP/Jabber as guoruei.
 This user uses MSN Messenger as guoruei.
 This user uses Skype.
Their username is guoruei.
*This user can be found on many IM networks.
ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.
 This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.
 This user uses iCloud.
GThis user is a member of GameFAQs.
 This user uses Orkut for networking.
  This user has an account on
Lockerz and distributes invitations.
PORT
80
This user has a web site.
Web SoonThis user has a website that can be found on the web soon.
WikiThis user has wiki.guoruei.org wikis.
  This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.
 This user is a member of the MediaWiki Users forum.
 This user is a proud MediaWiki third-party wiki system administrator.
HRWThis user also contributes on
Homestar Runner Wiki.
 This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.
/b/This user is a proud /b/tard and fears getting Moot's b&hammer.
 This user is a 2channer.
BeboThis user keeps in touch with their friends with Bebo.
CzThis user has an account on Citizendium.
 This user is a DeviantArt deviant.
 This user contributes to Digg.
This user travels smartly using Dopplr.
 This user is on Fur Affinity.
E2This user is a noder at Everything2.
▒┘ěThis user hates mojibake.
 
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
ffThis user has a FriendFeed account.
 This user maintains a Friendster profile.


hi5 This user maintains a hi5 profile.
farkThis user is a farker.
 
 This user has a Panoramio account as {{{1}}}.
Picasa
Web Albums
This user maintains an account on Picasa Web Albums.
  This user uses Google Maps.
 
 This user has a Google account.
User:Adarkhairedone/No Google +
goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.
HTThis user is an avid Hattricker.
AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.
AddThis user is found on many virtual communities.
 This user spends too much time on Internet forums.
 This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.
This user uses Joomla! to manage their website.
 This user rates their music so that Pandora can learn.
 
LEOThis user contributes at Link Everything Online.
 This user subscribes to Lifehacker.
 
Meetup

This user is a member of Meetup.

 This user is a MusicBrainz moderator.
MMThis user maintains a MeetMe account.
[[]]This user uses Lyriki.
 This user's news source is The Onion.
RAVThis user knows where their stitches at.
/.This user has a Slashdot account.
 This user is a resident of Second Life and their avatar name is Firstname Lastname.
STThis user enjoys using Stellarium to look at the virtual skies.
[ ]This user is a TopCoder member.
 This user posts on X.
tThis user blogs on Tumblr as guoruei.
  This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
 This user tracks their money on Where's George?
User:UBX/ViralSound
WPThis user tracks the number of keystrokes and mouse clicks they make on WhatPulse (profile).
 This user tracks their money on Where's Willy.
 This user is a member of Wikipedia.
FandomThis user spends time on Fandom.
 This user is a proud WikiQueerian.
YesThis user tracks what they listen to on the radio using Yes.com.
 
This user watches videos on YouTube.
 This user contributes to OpenStreetMap.
IU2BThis user frequently visits Iusedtobelieve.
 This user was a DMOZ editor.
 This user keeps track of their books using Shelfari.
no
G
This user only uses Google products as a last resort.
BBSThis user knows what a BBS is and has accessed them by phone line.
SysopThis user is or was a Sysop for a BBS.
 This user contributes to the
TV Tropes Wiki.
  This user is a redditor.
*This user is on Diaspora.
 
This user maintains a blog.
 This user is an avid blogger.
 This user uses WordPress.
 This user's favourite search engine is Google.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
Don't be evil This user would be lost without Google.
 This user uses MSN as a primary search engine.
 This user uses Bing as a primary search engine.
 This user likes the Dogpile search engine.
 This user likes using Yahoo!
YIThis user uses Yippy as a primary search engine.
AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user uses mozDex as a primary search engine.
 This user is an editor at DMOZ.
  This user loves Lexis Nexis.
WFAThis user uses Wolfram Alpha.
 This user searches with DuckDuckGo.
 This user held a purple belt from the Mahalo human search project.
 This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
 
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
OWNThis user uses an email account with their own domain name.
.meThis user has an email account with their own domain name.
 This user had a Mailsting email account.
 This user's Internet service provider is AT&T.
AbleThis user's Internet service provider is Able.
BTThis user's Internet service provider is BT Broadband.
CRThis user's ISP is Cablerocket.com.
 The future's bright, the ISP's Orange
 This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.
IBMThis user contributes with a computer manufactured by IBM.
 This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Lenovo.
WDThis user owns a Western Digital hard drive.
 This user owns a Seagate hard drive.
BELKINThis user uses a Belkin wireless router.
 This user contributes using a phone.
 This user contributes using a smartphone.
 This user contributes using a PDA.
 This user uses or contributes using a Newton device.
 This user contributes using a gaming console.
 This user contributes using a laptop.
  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user contributes using an
iPad.
 This user contributes using a
MacBook Air.
 This user contributes using a MacBook.
 This user contributes using a Black MacBook.
 This user contributes using an aluminium MacBook.
 This user contributes using a MacBook Pro.
 This user wishes they had a Mac.
 This user contributes using a
Mac Pro.
 This user loves Apple Computers Inc. so much that they will go to Bill Gates's house, screaming "Get a Mac" at the top of their lungs while insulting Microsoft Corp. on their Twitter, Facebook, and blog all at the same time.
 This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.
  This user is an Apple zealot.
HPThis user contributes using an HP computer.
 This user contributes using a Gateway, Inc. computer.
 This user built their own PC.
bThis user supports Blu-ray.
 This user supports HD DVD.
 This user owns or contributes using a MacBook Pro.
  This user contributes using a ThinkPad.
 Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.
 This user contributes with a computer that runs on a battery.
QThis user contributes using a compaq computer.
 This user uses a Kobo eReader instead of paper books whenever possible.
 This user uses a DX instead of paper books whenever possible.
 This user contributes to Wikipedia on a Chromebook.
 This user likes Apple Inc.
5.1
This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.
 This user does not have a working sound card.
 This user is fascinated
with FM audio synthesis.
1680
x
1050
This user contributes at
1680 x 1050 resolution.
Scr ResThis user contributes at 1920×1080 resolution.
1920 x 1200This user contributes at
1920 x 1200 resolution.

Sports/Cycling edit

 This user is a cyclist. 

Drink edit

  This user bleeds hot chocolate.
H2OThis user drinks water regularly.
 This user drinks coffee.
 This user enjoys drinking
Chai tea.
 This user drinks green tea.
 This user drinks vegetable juice.
S-1This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.
 This user drinks Coca-Cola
 This user drinks alcohol.
 This user drinks Single malt whisky. Ahh...malt. 
 
This user drinks beer.

Food edit

ORGThis user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food
 
 This user is a chocoholic.
 This user loves to chew gum!
 This user likes to eat
borscht
 This user is obsessed with
Cheeses
 This user loves spaghetti.
 This user enjoys tofu.
 This user eats Jam
 This user eats Nutella
 This userbox is flavoured like watermelon! Mmm - juicy! Make up some cool new flavours of your own!
 This userbox is flavoured like Red Apple! Mmmm...sweet, but not too sweet...Make up some cool new flavours of your own!
 This user eats pears.
 This user makes Bread at home,
using a bread machine.
 This user enjoys eating corn.
  Iceberg or romaine? The user just can't decide...  
 This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.
  This user loves bacon!
 This user loves to eat beef.
 This user loves hamburgers.
  This user thinks circus peanuts could quite possibly be the greatest food ever.
 
This user loves cake.
  This user eats candy corn.
 This user eats M&Ms.
 This user likes doughnuts.
 This user eats chocolate.
 This user eats cookies.
 This user eats custard creams.
 This user enjoys graham crackers and peanut butter. 
 This user believes 42 cookies is the answer to life. 
 This user likes Ice cream.

Games edit

 This user enjoys playing Sudoku.
 This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
 This user is a checkers player.
 This user is a Go player.
  This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
 This user plays Buzztime.
Their display name is ABCDEF.*
cvg-5This user is a professional gamer.
 This user uses Steam for digital distribution.
  This user's SteamID is guoruei.
 This user plays FreeCiv.

History edit

 This user is an amateur Historian.
 This user is interested in
art history.
 This user is interested in The 1421 Hypothesis.
 This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). 
 This user is interested in the Roman Empire.
 This user is interested in the Han Empire.
 This user is interested in the history of the Tang Empire.
 This user is interested in the British Empire.
 This user is interested in Japanese history.
This user is interested in the ancestry of Royal families and creates family trees for Wikipedia. 

Mathematics edit

math-NThis user can contribute with fluent mathematical skills.
  This user is married to a mathematician.
  This user can divide by zero.
 This user loves Mathematics.

Mobile_service edit

 Guoruei would like to edit from the ISS (even an old laptop in Kibō would do).

Motorbikes edit

 This user loves
Ducati.
 

Motorbikes edit

Guitar-5This user is a professional guitarist.
  This user plays classical guitar.
 This user is learning to play the guitar.
 This user listens to free music.
  This user enjoys rock 'n' roll.
 This user is a MIDI author.
 This user uses their mobile phone to listen to music

Philosophy edit

This user uses no way as Way.
 This user is a transhumanist.
 This user strives to be
unfair
against unfounded myth
and unbalanced in service of the truth.

Plants edit

 This user has a plant nursery outback.

Science edit

 This user has seen all of Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
 This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.
 This user's favorite subject is Big History.
2012This user knows what is going to happen in 2012.
  This user is glad that Pluto never was a planet. 8 is much more streamlined!
 This user collects meteorites
 This user would like to vacation on Mars (one day).
 This user has been genotyped.
 This user believes that cladistics is the best method to reconstruct evolution.
  This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.
This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd.6.02x1023
 This user is a computer scientist.
This user is part of FIRST Robotics Team: im.guoruei.net
 This user understands the science behind climate change and makes efforts to mitigate the problem.
 This user is an FCC-licensed amateur radio operator, with Amateur Extra-class privileges.
 This user is a medical student.
 This user enjoys studying fractals.
~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic.
 This user is interested in mathematical physics.
  This user is fascinated by chaos theory.
 This user understands Physics at a graduate level.
 This user knows that a positron is an electron moving backwards in time. And so should you! 
 This user believes that string theory will be the answer to mankind's quest for a theory of everything
 This user supports the Standard Model, and believes that it will end mankind's quest for a Theory of everything
CERNThis user has visited CERN.
 This user wishes advanced propulsion technology would stop being associated with popular culture and be taken seriously.
 This user participated in the
Earth Hour event.

Transportation edit

 This user takes
Public Transport
because they have to!

Miscellaneous edit

 This user enjoys filmmaking.
 This user can write in calligraphy.
 This user prefers to write with a fountain pen.
 This user likes to design clothes.
 This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.
 This user enjoys hiking.
 
 
This Grinder knows you have to bleed for your sport.
 This user is an amateur magician.
 This user is a citizen of
Black Rock City.
 This user enjoys photography.
School This user doesn't like school.

 

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Media edit

Books edit

  This user enjoys reading almost anything.
 This user reads science fiction.
 This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.
  This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.

Film edit

  This user will send you back to the future.
 This user is from the planet Earth. 

Theatre edit

  This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

Radio edit

PCThis user listens to podcasts.

Newsprint edit

EThis user reads The Economist.

Comics edit

xkcdSudo make this user a sandwich.

Anime_and_manga edit

 This user is a member of NERV.
OVER 9000!This user knows that Vegeta's power level is OVER 9000!

TV shows edit

Adult_and_teen_animation edit

 This user's skin turns to stone during the day.

Comedy edit

 This user knows it all started with a Big Bang (BANG!!!)

Science-fiction_and_fantasy edit

6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
DON'T PANICThrough a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Life edit

Education edit

 This user is
a college dropout...
 This user didn’t finish high school.
PhDThis user aspires to be a doctoral student.
 This user is active in simulating the United Nations.

Health edit

BED This user has binge eating disorder.
 

This user has atypical depression.

This user is nEurOtic.
 This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
 This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health. 

Humour edit

 This user thinks the aliens forgot their probe
This user is a certified whack-job, who does not know how to use userboxes! 
 This user can get online. Did you know that?
User:Neutralhomer/Userboxes/Time3012
 This user enjoys looking at images that they do not understand.
 It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

Military edit

  This wikipedian served in UN-led peacekeeping force(s).


Politics edit

 This user knows that a politician is lying if his mouth is open.

Profession edit

 This user is a scientist.
 This user would tell you they're a bus driver but they're not.
 This user believes in free enterprise.

Religion edit

 This user believes that the universe was created by an artificial intelligence called The Matrix.
  This user believes in (a) God, and finds Pastafarianism the most hilarious religion/meme ever known.
(R'amen.)
 This user is a Confucian.

Travel edit

 This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
  The bearer of this proves that this User went to
Kanchendzonga
Expedition recently.

Location edit

 This user is interested in Africa.
 This user is interested in the Americas.
 This user is interested in Asia.
 This user is interested in Europe.
 This user is interested in Oceania.

Time edit

Seasonal edit

  This user prefers warm weather.
  This user prefers cold weather.
38° = >_< = ?This user fails to understand why people hate cold weather.
 This user invites you to observe Astronomy Day.
 This user loves thunderstorms.

/Time edit

 This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
FryLike Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.
 I eventually teach John Titor everything he knows.