Lunaroxas
31st President of Earth
Assumed office
January 20, 3024 (3024-01-20)
Prime MinisterBender Rodríguez
Preceded byRichard Nixon
Master of the Universe
ReignJanuary 20, 3024 (3024-01-20) – present
CoronationMarch 4, 3024 (3024-03-04)
PredecessorAntiochus I Soter
Regnal name
Federicus Lunaroxianus

F. M. Lunaroxian (born September 18, 1998), known mononymously as Lunaroxas, is an American tabloid journalist, Hitchens apologist, former philosopher, and second-year law student.

Since 2017, Lunaroxas has also made hundreds of edits across English Wikipedia. All of them are perfect and ought not to be questioned by his subjects, lest they be sent to the Gulag.

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Translated into a rather Jacobean style of writing by British classicist George Long in 1889, the Meditations by Imperator Caesar Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus instructs us in the third part of its tenth book to keep calm and carry on. The world's greatest philosopher-king tells us,

Everything which happens either happens in such wise as thou art formed by nature to bear it, or as thou art not formed by nature to bear it. If, then, it happens to thee in such way as thou art formed by nature to bear it, do not complain, but bear it as thou art formed by nature to bear it. But if it happens in such wise as thou art not formed by nature to bear it, do not complain, for it will perish after it has consumed thee. Remember, however, that thou art formed by nature to bear everything, with respect to which it depends on thy own opinion to make it endurable and tolerable, by thinking that it is either thy interest or thy duty to do this.

In the first part of the second book, the prince teaches us to steer clear of the iniquities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men,

Begin the morning by saying to thyself, I shall meet with the busybody, the ungrateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious, unsocial. All these things happen to them by reason of their ignorance of what is good and evil. But I who have seen the nature of the good that it is beautiful, and of the bad that it is ugly, and the nature of him who does wrong, that it is akin to me; not [only] of the same blood or seed, but that it participates in [the same] intelligence and [the same] portion of the divinity, I can neither be injured by any of them, for no one can fix on me what is ugly, nor can I be angry with my kinsman, nor hate him. For we are made for co-operation, like feet, like hands, like eyelids, like the rows of the upper and lower teeth. To act against one another, then, is contrary to nature; and it is acting against one another to be vexed and to turn away.

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The following are articles in WP:MAINSPACE for which my edits were substantial enough to effect more or less the current state of the wiki, i.e., many of the edits I've made have remained in some material form:

The following are articles NOT in WP:MAINSPACE but are instead "shadow articles," made to reflect my disagreements with the composition of their mainspace counterparts:

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