Emmet CaulfieldEdit

More Than Anyone Wants to KnowEdit

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
ga-2Tá leibhéal meánach na Gaeilge ag an úsáideoir seo.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
sv-1Denna användare har grundläggande kunskaper i svenska.
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This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
BSThis user can speak Bullshit.
...This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user's favorite subject is computing.
BEThis user has a Bachelor of Engineering degree.
MScThis user has a Master of Science degree in Computational Science.
MSThis user has a Master of Science degree in Energy Resources Engineering.
 This user attends or attended Stanford University.
 This user is an electronic engineer.

 This user is a code monkey.
C-4This user is an expert C programmer.
C++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.
py-3This user is an advanced Python programmer.
 This user is a beginning Go programmer.
Perl-3This user is an advanced Perl programmer.
asm-3This user is an advanced assembly language programmer.
php-2This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.
Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
pro-1This user is a beginner Prolog programmer.
bashThis user can program in Bash.
css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
js-3This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.
This user is an advanced LaTeX user.
SQL-3This user is an advanced SQL programmer.
re-4This user writes expert regular expressions.
xml-3This user is an advanced XML coder.
xsltThis user is an XSL Transformations programmer.
xhtml-4This user is an expert XHTML user.
XULThis user can code in XUL.
Scilab-2This user is an intermediate Scilab programmer.
ZPL-1This user is a beginner ZPL programmer.
 This user prefers the metric system.

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
 This user contributes using Ubuntu.
 This user hacks happily with Emacs.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

 This user is a carnivore.
 This user eats salad.
C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
 This user drinks coffee.

 This user is addicted to video games.
 This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

 This user is a fan of
The Sopranos.
This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.
FarThis user watches Farscape
trekThis user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?
 This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.
This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more.
 This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

 This user enjoys classical music.
 This user enjoys jazz music.
 This user enjoys rock music.
Blue This user enjoys The Blues.
4/4This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.
 This user is interested in law.
 This user is interested in politics.
 This user enjoys singing.
 This user has an amateur radio license.

 This user has depression.
 This user is short-sighted.
This user is left-handed.
 This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up.
 This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
 This user is male.
 This user lives in the U.S. State of California.
ENTPThis user's MBTI type is ENTP.
  This user identifies as straight.
1This user ranks a 1 on the Kinsey scale.
 This user is straight
but not narrow.
 This user is a Cancerian.
This user was born in the year of the Rat. 
  This user is opposed to online censorship.
 This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.
  This user supports hybrid vehicles.

 This user supports recycling.
  This user is interested in aviation fuel taxation.
  I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
  This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.
 This user is a skeptic.
MisanthropistThis user is a misanthropist.

 This user supports the European Union.
 This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
ind This user is politically independent.
  This user's favorite colour is blue.
 This user supports the United Nations.

Boxes that didn't age wellEdit

No longer true:

 This user is single.
  This user is not a biological parent.
 This user is not a pet owner.
 This user cannot drive.
 This user contributes with Fedora Linux.
 This user contributes using FreeBSD.
 This user contributes using Solaris
64This user uses an x86-64 processor.
 This user lives in the Republic of Ireland.

When I added this box, it just meant "I like The Matrix", but now "red-pill" has acquired a quasi-political connotation:

 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.