# Dismas

Joined 4 January 2003

Dismas, patron saint of criminals, prisoners, and undertakers. Also known as "The Good Thief" not because he was especially good at his profession but instead because he knew when to own up to what he'd done.

## Articles I've started

* Denotes articles that were converted into Wiki articles when someone started the page with a copy/paste from another source

## Favorite Quotes By Wikipedians

• Note for future reference: a Google search of "prison dwarf" does not turn up anything useful. --Fastfission 19:45, 20 July 2005 (UTC)
• (When asked the difference between a "Complaint Dept." and "Customer Service") - The diff is much like that between the old U.S. War Department and the newer U.S. Department of Defense. By pretending that customers don't have complaints and countries don't make war, they make it sound like we live in a fairy land filled with care bears who give strangers flowers all the time. StuRat 04:27, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

## Userboxes

Wikipedata:
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 This user is a recipient of the Editor of the Week award.
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 This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
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Dogmata:
 This user is a secular humanist.
 agn This user is interested in agnosticism.
 This user believes in the separation of church and state.
 I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
 This user is straight but not narrow.
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 This user runs macOS.
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 This user residesin the U.S.State of Vermont.
 noc This user is nocturnal.
 This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.
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 This user is an Eagle Scout.
 This user enjoys reading science fiction.
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 This user suspects that George W. Bush may be a sock puppet.Please refer to his entire presidency for evidence.

## Awards & Barnstars

 Dismas Dismas is a valued participant at the Reference desk Editor of the Week for the week beginning May 12, 2013 A decade of block-free content, article creation, auto-patrolling, file moving and reviewing. He does yeoman work at the Reference Desk. This hard working veteran editor deserves a rousing and hearty thank you. As an Eagle Scout he is making a difference at Wikipedia and in the Real World. Recognized for Diligence Nomination page
 The Original Barnstar This goes to Dismas for his ability to find information when questions are asked in the Reference Desk. Ed ¿Cómo estás? 21:35, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 This WikiMedal for Janitorial Services has been awarded to Dismas for his general awesomeicity in getting rid of schoolcruft. Proto t c 15:36, 21 September 2005 (UTC)
 The Wikipedia Tutoring Award For outstanding Wikipedia editing excellence in helping neophyte editors get up to speed -- thanks for your help! Tomwsulcer Talk 27 July 2009
 Rescue From Deletion Barnstar In recognition of your posts which may have saved several Playboy Playmate articles tonight. --Morenooso (talk) 06:07, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 The Refdesk Barnstar Thanks for cow hitch -- exactly what I needed! DRosenbach (Talk
 The Refdesk Barnstar Thank you-- your answer was exactly what I needed (and in under 5 minutes)! You deserve this:) DRosenbach (Talk
 The Special Barnstar For your great effort to answer my query @ Wiki Reference Desk...! Joseph 11:01, 30 April 2014 (UTC)
 The Barnstar of Diligence Please accept this as a token of my appreciation for your help in my struggles with Wikipedia editing. Your careful and prompt replies are very impressive! --P123cat1 (talk) 15:26, 1 May 2014 (UTC)
 The da Vinci Barnstar For your quick response to the help desk request by resizing my image; therefor showing me how to do it.-Taeyebaar (talk) 07:20, 21 December 2014 (UTC)
 The Special Barnstar For Helping me so much when I was in need VarunFEB2003 (talk • contribs) 13:16, 14 June 2016 (UTC)
 The Brilliant Idea Barnstar An Incomplete History of the Art of Funerary Violin is awesome, thank you. I answered your question over at Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Computing#sf_email BTW. (((The Quixotic Potato))) (talk) 08:42, 16 June 2016 (UTC)
 The Original Barnstar You have done a lot u deserve it. Can u pls sign my guestbook I'd be grateful VarunFEB2003 Talk • Contribs • Guestbook 13:36, 21 June 2016 (UTC)
 Varun's Guestbook Barnstar Sign my guestbook and win this Barnstar. Simple! VarunFEB2003 Talk • Contribs • Guestbook