wikipedia's worst wikipuppy[1] (oh god i am so bad at this why can't i hyperlink to the wikipuppy page). i am the definition of accidental myspacey edits with the most social-media-esque user page you've ever seen (but i'm trying to fix it, i swear! but i really like userboxes, so).
note: my actual edits r in good grammar and good spelling please dont kill me in my sleep i love u wikipedians community
about me!
editi'm an anglo-french (i know nothing about france except for what my dad's said) internet addict living in birmingham. i'm autistic. she/her or they/them pronouns, i'm a lesbian, and... that's kind of all you gotta know about my queer identity. despite having an online presence of the most obnoxious person ever, i am really involved in british politics and i (usually...) take it very seriously.
interests!
editunfortunately i am a massive homestuck fan.
most of my "fandoms" (i hate calling them that, but hey, interwebs lingo i guess) are music-related stuff; think 'weird emo kid on myspace 15 yrs ago'; mcr, ptv, and whatever else fits in that genre. im also super into riot grrrl stuff, and for somebody who borderline acts like a furry online, im actually pretty fuckin' punk (trademark) when i'm not being terminally online.
i love MSI and talking to me puts you at chronic risk of me bringing random facts about the band into conversations for no reason.
for hobbies, i play bass, i roleplay (but that term kinda makes me cringe), i collect records and cds and random ass band posters that i find on ebay.
userboxes: political-ish
edit(also includes religious beliefs and other beliefs that don't belong in the 'interests' section.)
This user is sick and tired of religion hijacking the government, and wants separation of church and state in the UK. |
OHH-H-h JER-em-y COR-byn. |
This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party |
This user supports the Liberal Democrats. |
This user will always remember Diana, Princess of Wales. |
This user supports the people of Gibraltar's right to self-determination. |
This user believes that the responsible use of cannabidiol should not be restricted. |
This user loves and honors Our Lady, but does not worship her! |
This user doesn't like Nazis. |
This user thinks the copyright system infringes their human rights! |
This user supports Reproductive Freedom. |
This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences. |
This user knows that innocent people are killed by the death penalty and that you can't reverse death. |
This user supports Julian Assange and Wikileaks. |
This user is a feminist |
This user supports trans-inclusive gender equality. |
This user opposes racism and admires Malcolm X and Martin Luther King. |
This user is opposed to political censorship. |
This user thinks consensual adult prostitution/sex work should be legal and regulated for the safety and rights of sex workers and clients. |
This user, while generally preferring non-violence, is not a pacifist. |
This user supports United Kingdom's membership in NATO |
This user supports free access to contraceptives for all. |
userboxes: babel
edittok-4 | jan ni li sona pi pona mute e toki pona. |
en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
userboxes: interests
editget ready for the most painful spam of interest-related ubxs ever. this part is way less of a wikipedian profile and way more of a personal archive...
Art-2 | This user is at an intermediate level of art appreciation. In other words, this user "really likes the colors!" |
This user likes and designs Ambigram. |
This user likes Horror Movies. |
This user prefers HD DVD over Blu-ray Disc |
This user is a bibliophile. |
This user's favourite novel is House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski. |
This user is interested in Gothic literature. |
This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights. |
This user enjoys reading Biographies. |
This user acknowledges that John F. Kennedy was martyred at the hands of the CIA, and trusts the Warren Commission as far as it might be thrown. |
This user is a Songwriter |
This user enjoys listening to music. |
This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. |
This user is interested in Cartography. |
Bk | This user understands that black isn't a colour, but favours it nevertheless. |
This user reads Dark Horse Comics . |
♋ | THIS USER IS A FAN OF HOMESTUCK. |
This user plays osu! |
This user is a fan of the MOTHER series. |
This user plays on 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft. |
This user believes the cake is NOT a lie, but in fact tastes very good. |
Believe them, this user is doing science and is still alive. |
This user is interested in conspiracy theories but thinks lizards, UFOs and antisemitic theories are disinformation. |
This user is interested in Criminology. |
This user is interested in ghosts. |
userboxes: interests pt2, music
edit(my music ubxs are more just a spam of cool artists than anything actually useful(?) to know about me, so i'm putting them all here.)
TBP | This user owns a copy of My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade. |
PHM | This user owns a copy of Nine Inch Nails' Pretty Hate Machine. |
IR | This user owns a copy of Radiohead's In Rainbows. |
RTR | This user owns a copy of The Ramones' Rocket to Russia. |
RTR | This user owns a copy of The Ramones' Road to Ruin. |
R | This user owns a copy of The Ramones' first album. |
EOTS | This user owns a copy of Blink-182's Enema of the State. |
UP | This user owns a copy of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures. |
Queen | This user owns a copy of Queen II. |
MC AT IS | This user owns a copy of The Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. |
STA | This user owns a copy of System of a Down's Steal This Album!. |
This user loves vinyl records. |
This user's album of the year of 2023 is Floral Green |
This user is In Rainbows. |
MCR | This user is a My Chemical Romance fan. |
This user does not like My Chemical Romance. |
This user is a fan of BABYMETAL. Kitsune up! |
This user listens to Car Seat Headrest. |
No img till further notice, sry | This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo. |
This user is a MEGA FAN of Cobra Starship. |
DEVO | "Q: Are we not men? A: "We are DEVO!" |
DIOYY | Does This Userbox Offend You, Yeah? |
FOB | This user wants these words to make things right, but it's the wrongs that make the words come to life. |
This user don't use jelly. |
This user can hear the thunder. |
Despite what people say about Courtney Love, this user knows Hole was a great band. |
JD | This user knows that love will tear us apart again. |
This user made a hole with a gun perpindicular, showing the home of the one this was written for. |
This user would like to know if you want a banana? |
PATD | This user panics at the disco. |
userboxes: memes
edit(that don't fit into the other sections.)
Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes. |
Actually, the Internet is serious business. |
PPP | This user has found the source of the ticking noise and is uncomfortable reading this message, as are you!!! |
This user may suffer from Compulsive Wikipedia Editing Syndrome. WikiProject Editor Retention can help |
Hyperbole is destroying the Earth! |
H | h |
meow | This user sometimes adds a "meow" at the end of their sentences, meow. |
This user is an arachno communist. |
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This user is an expert in Nothing Do not trust this user in any topic! |
This user has never been to Fucking Austria
Main page deleted | This user wishes to become an admin to delete the main page. |
References [ edit ] 1. ^ Dude trust me |
Graphic design is my passion |
userboxes: general info
editThis user lives in Birmingham. |
This user is of English ancestry. |
This user is of French ancestry. |
This user is of Finnish ancestry. |
ISFP | This user has an ISFP Myers–Briggs Type Indicator |
E4 | This user is an Enneagram Type 4 |
This user is a contributor at Find a Grave. |
userboxes: wikiprojects + wikipedian info
editThis user participates in WikiProject England. |
This user is a translator and proofreader from English to Scots on Wikipedia:Translate us. |
userboxes: health conditions
editthis is the last section of userboxes, thank god. i am so sorry for my chronic need for everything to be organised in sections, including my userboxes, apparently.
note: you don't have to read this by any means. i am professionally diagnosed; this isn't me flexing them or anything, this is just so you know what kind of first-hand experience and expertise i have if i contribute to any articles of the following:
C-PTSD | This user has Complex post-traumatic stress disorder. |
HYPO | This user is a Hypochondriac. |
This user is Autistic. |
EDNOS | This user has eating disorder not otherwise specified. |
PSY | This user lives with episodes of psychosis. |
This user suffers from Trichotillomania. |
SI | This user is a recovering self-injurer. |