UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...
This user is currently trying to find all applicable userboxes. It may take some time.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
Wikipedia:Instruments
rec-1This user is a novice recorder player.
tin-1This user is a novice tin whistle player.
voc-2This user is an intermediate vocalist.
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Basics edit

 This user supports the mandate of vaccines, masks, lockdowns, and social distancing during COVID-19.
 This user has been vaccinated and boosted against COVID-19.
 This user has stayed at home due to the COVID-19 pandemic in the United States.


18+This user is an adult.
40+This user is a quadragenarian.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
 This user was born on 05-20-1982.
 This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Virginia.
 This user's time zone is EST.
 This user's time zone is UTC-5.
Siblings This user is an only child.
ENFPThis user's MBTI type is ENFP.
gkThis user is a geek.
CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."
 This user is queer.
 This user is a feminist.
 This user is still unsure about their gender identity.
 This user is non-binary.
 This user is genderfluid.
 This user is a demiwoman.
  This user is into BDSM.
0This user has no children.
This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else. 
 This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


Contact Info edit

@
dA This user is a deviantART deviant at c4bl3fl4m3
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal  as @c4bl3fl4m3.
 This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is XOznard.
 This user's ICQ UIN is 79269515.
Y!This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is chicks_dig_unix.
G
talk
This user's Google Talk screenname is c4bl3fl4m3.
 This user uses Skype.
Their username is c4bl3fl4m3.
 This user's IRC nick is C4bl3Fl4m3 on the server irc.2600.net.

Employment edit

DISThis user is unable to work because of their disability.

Ancestry edit

 This user is of multiple ancestries.
 This user is of English ancestry.
 This user is of Welsh descent.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 This user is of Polish ancestry.
 This user is of
Russian ancestry.

Misc About Me edit

Wikipedia Misc edit

 This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.
 This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
  This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.
 This user thinks fair use images should be allowed in userboxes. 

Sexuality Misc edit

 This user enjoys sex.
  This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.
 This user would like to remind you that December 1 is World AIDS Day.
 This user supports the LGBT+ community and being queer.
  This user is interested in LGBT issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation or gender identity.
   This user supports gender equality.
  This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
pornThis user enjoys pornography.
  This user is a nudist.

Pets & Animals edit

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. 
 This user would like to own one or more dogs.

Misc Misc edit

 This user is a mad scientist.
 This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
 This user has
seen Goatse.cx
WP:UA
LUV This user's favorite US airline is Southwest Airlines.
PThis user's favorite Canadian airline is Porter Airlines.
SI-0This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.
 This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
  All your base are belong to this user.
 Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
  This user frequently experiences déjà vu.

Tech edit

 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
  This user uses Wikipedia as their primary point of reference.
 This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
 This user uses XChat
for chatting on IRC.
Where's the userbox for "This user hates using Adium and wishes they'd port Pidgin to Cocoa/native OS X"? ;-)
P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
  This user uses Azureus.
 This user uses Transmission.
napThis user used Napster back when it was free.
 This user uses the Google Chrome browser.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over Internet Explorer. 
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over Safari. 
 This user runs macOS.
PC This user knows that a personal computer doesn't have to be Windows based. An Apple computer, depending on type, can be considered a PC.
  This user has experienced
a Mac OS X Kernel Panic.
 This user once used DOS back in the day.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

Languages (non-ISO) edit

en-CA
-1
This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English.
en-us-
ca
-2
This person is pretty good at speaking California English, but still says "Frisco" sometimes.
SoE-2This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".
EH?This user is obsessed with Canadian slang.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

Tech Related edit

prog-0This user does not know how to program.
1337 7|-|15 |_|z0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.
vb-1This user is a beginner Visual Basic programmer.
 This user is a beginning Scheme programmer.
bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.

Grammatical Matters edit

USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.


ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
 This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
human-
kind
Regarding gender, neutrality is vernacular. Patriarchy is archaic.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
its & it'sThis user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.
ain't nobodyThis user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
!? This user is a punctuation stickler.
’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“...”!
US vs. UK
This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue!
A sentence contains "A quoted sentence.". This user thinks, "Punctuation should come at the end of every sentence.".

Media edit

General edit

>_<This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

Things You Read edit

 This user reads between the lines.


 This user is a bibliophile.
  This user enjoys reading anything.
 This user enjoys reading short stories.
  This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
  This user enjoys the works of
Beatrix Potter.
 This user enjoys comics.
 This user reads Marvel Comics.
This user reads xkcd. xkcd

Things You Watch edit

 This user is a member of NERV.
FrasierThis user doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs... they're calling again!
J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.
M*A*S*HThis user understands:
"the M stands for mobile".
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
 This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. 
TrekThis user is a Trekkie or Trekker.
 This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!
 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
MDThis user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.
  This user's got a case of the Mondays.
Star
Wars
This user supports the Rebel Alliance.
 This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.

Gaming edit

 You just lost The Game.
cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.   

Consoles edit

 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
 This user likes to play games on his or her Mac, but is getting awfully sick of Breakout.
 This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.
 This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

Games edit

fan-3This user thinks that Earthbound is the best computer or video game ever made.
fan-3This user thinks that Team Fortress is the best computer or video game ever made.
 This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
 
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
 This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
SCThis user plays SimCity.
 This user plays World of Warcraft.


Music edit

 This user likes all types of music.
  This user can't stand hip hop music.
 This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
 This user enjoys classical music.
 This user enjoys jazz music.
 This user enjoys folk music.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user enjoys electronic music.
 This user enjoys klezmer.
 This user likes alternative rock.
 This user enjoys polka music.
 This user likes disco music.

Musicals edit

Mis This user can hear the people sing.
PhantomThis user is past the point of no return.

Food edit

  This user is an omnivore.
 This user eats salad.
 This user eats cheese.
  This user eats sushi.
 This user loves döner kebab.
 This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

Beverages edit

C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
 This user drinks wine.
 This user drinks bubble tea.
 This user drinks tea.
 This user drinks water regularly.
 This user drinks Mountain Dew.
 This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth.
SThis user misses Surge.

Interests edit

Sports edit

SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.
 This user enjoys
pistol shooting.
 This user enjoys rifle shooting.
 This user is a bicyclist.
 This user is a swimmer.
 This user is interested in yoga.
PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Steelers.

Misc edit

 This user is interested in religion.
 This user enjoys cigars.
 This user's favorite roller coaster is Alpengeist, which this user has ridden 10 times.
SEXThis user is interested in human sexuality as an academic field of study.
SubThis user is interested in Subways and other forms of Mass Transit.
 This user is a Naturalist.
 This user enjoys singing.
 This user is interested in drama and acting.
 This user enjoys dancing.
 This user enjoys cooking.
 This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.
 This user enjoys origami.
 This user is an art lover.
 This user enjoys writing.
 This user writes poetry.
 This user is addicted to travel.
 This user enjoys
sailing and boating.

Medical edit

ADHDThis user has ADHD.
 This user has depression.
 This user is near sighted.
 This user has astigmatism.
 This user is right-handed.

Astrology edit

 This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
 This user is a Taurean.
 This user is a Gemini.
This user was born in the year of the Dog. 

Causes edit

no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
no
ads
This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.
   This user supports gender equality.
MSFThis user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.
 This user is against DRM.
  This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?
  This user is opposed to online censorship.
 This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
 Wikipedia is not censored.
  This user is pro-cannabis.
  This user urges others to make peace, not war, with drugs.
 This user is interested in environmentalism.
 This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.
  This user supports the conservation movement.
 This user supports the use of green energy.
 This user supports public transit.
  This user supports hybrid vehicles.
  This user is interested in recycling issues.
 This user supports peace in space.
 This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Philosophy edit

 This user enjoys philosophy.
  I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
 This user is a skeptic.
 This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

Civics edit

  This user is a committed advocate of democracy.
 This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

Politics edit

pol This user dislikes the concept of politics.
? This user is confused by politics.
? This user follows his/her own political ideals.
 According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−5.88) and
Social Libertarian (−5.59)
  This user supports the ACLU.
  This user supports Amnesty International.
 This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. 
This user is for racial equality.
  This user believes in the separation of church and state.  

Sexual & Gender Politics edit

  This user supports equal rights for queer people.
 This user supports trans rights.
  This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
 This user believes marriage is between consenting adults, and that therefore polyamorous marriages should have equal legal recognition.
 This user is an advocate of the free love movement.
 This user would be against a law banning extreme pornography.
i2This user is an
intactivist.
 This user supports free access to contraceptives for all.
 This user thinks adults should have the personal right, civil liberty and sexual freedom to view, watch and own porn if they so wish, without the intervention or prevention of law, government or authorities.

Spirituality and Religion edit

agnThis user is interested in agnosticism.
  This user is a spiritual humanist.
 This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.
respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
...This user wishes to study more religions.

Religions I'm Not A Formal Member Of But Are/Were Part Of My Spiritual Path edit

 This user is interested in Unitarian Universalism.
 This user is Jewish.
 This user is interested in Paganism.
  This user is a Roman Catholic.

(I'm a formal (baptized, never excommunicated) member of the Roman Catholic church. I don't believe in Roman Catholicism anymore but I still attend Mass and other rituals because they speak to me spiritually.)

Other Beliefs edit

 This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
 This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
EmacsThis user is interested in the Church of Emacs.
  This user is probably going to Hell.

Why userboxes? edit

 This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.