NameThis user's name is Ben.

Linguistics

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
UKThis user uses British English.

Location

This user lives in England.
This user is proud to be from Liverpool.

Comedy

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.
This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

Muzak

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
This user enjoys classical music.
ALTThis user enjoys alternative music.
This user enjoys jazz music.
Music of the common peopleThis user enjoys folk music.
This user listens to World Music.
This user enjoys ska.
This user likes all types of music.
This user can hear the sound of Tubular Bells.


CATSThis user knows how to go to the Heavy Side Layer
Mis This user can hear the people sing.
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
sax-3This user is an advanced saxophonist.
flute-3This user is an advanced flautist.
picc-3This user is an advanced piccolo player.
tin-2This user is an intermediate tin whistle player.
rec-2This user is an intermediate recorder player.
clar-1This user is a novice clarinetist.
gtr-1This user is a novice guitarist.
pno-1This user is a novice pianist.
This user is a music composer.
This user is a MIDI author.
bandThis user plays in a band.
orchThis user plays in an orchestra.
This user plays their music in the treble clef.
This user is an expert in
music theory.

Literature

This user is a bibliophile.
This user reads between the lines.


This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
This user adores the works of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
This user is a bardolater.
Quoth this user, "Nevermore."
This user enjoys reading short stories.
This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.
HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
This user enjoys writing.
This user writes short stories.
BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.

Fillums

Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.
K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
MatrixThis user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
DDThey made this user do it.

Tee Vee

HThis user is addicted to Vicodin.
This user is The Stig.
CSIThis user follows the evidence.
NCISThis user deserves a smack upside the head.
CBGThis is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!
QIThis user is Quite Interesting.

Lifestyle Choices

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.
VThis user is a vegetarian.


This user does not smoke.
This user supports sustainable living.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user contributes while using iTunes.
Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user couldn't care less about football.
2This user thinks BBC Radio 2 is worth the licence fee alone.
3This user thinks BBC Radio 3 is worth the licence fee alone.
Er...This user is (cont. page 94)
This user reads broadsheet newspapers.
8-Bit"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."

Philosophy & Religion

This user is interested in philosophy.
This user is a Protestant Christian
This user is greatly interested in Buddhism and has a fair knowledge of it.
¿?This user is Agnostic
respThis user respects others' religions, and realizes that not all people wish to follow the same path.
This user understands that too many people have already been murdered in the name of religion.

Miscellany

This user is an advanced mathematician.
1+1=10This user likes binary.
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A red rose, a symbol for beauty.
This user is interested in beauty.
This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.
This user is a Dadaist, not a pipe.
This user is Left-wing
This user is left-handed.
This user enjoys overcast weather.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user has Diabetes.

Kontakt

This user has a profile on MySpace as BabaDraconis.
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:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.