I'll let my userboxes speak for me...

inclThis user is an inclusionist.
hrOvaj suradnik govori hrvatski kao materinski jezik.
en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
ja-0この利用者は日本語分かりません
Gnome-utilities-terminal.svgThis user is a Computer scientist.
C#This user can program in C#
jsThis user can program in JavaScript.
bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.
Google 2015 logo.svgThis user uses Google as a primary search engine.
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This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
Azureus.pngThis user uses Azureus.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
Exquisite-kfm home.pngThis user prefers to play games on a PC.
FalloutThis user prefers advanced power armor.
Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.
Here comes rain again.jpgThis user loves rainy days.
CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."
@_@ This user is a Weaboo.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.