I have a bad username, but I don't care enough to change it.

Userbox shit that is only very,very vaguely organized edit

22 This user is 22 years old.
 
This user's pronouns are
they, them.
PG

This user is a supporter of Polygamy.

  This user is just waiting for someone to try to delete this userbox


 This user is from Jupiter.
 This user does not want to be an Administrator and is suspicious of people who desire such powers.
LegalizeThis user wants to legalize everything!
 This user feels that most of "life after death" bears an intriguing resemblance to compost.
🚭Awesomewiki64 does not smoke, but supports the right of others to do so courteously.🚬
  This user is against the war on drugs.
 This user is an anarchist.
  This user opposes removing guns from the civilian populace.
 This user is Anti-nationalist.
 This user supports the right of all people to resist occupation, colonialism and imperialism by any means necessary.
This user ardently opposes
the alt-right
.
This user believes that both capitalism and state socialism a.k.a. state capitalism are inherently unjust and oppressive and that humans can do better.
 This user finds Conservapedia hilarious.
  This user reserves the right to question authority.
 This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.
  This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!
PCThis user supports a woman's right to choose, and opposes any restrictions on abortions.
EuThis user supports euthanasia and believes people have the right to die if they so choose.Su
1+1=3 This user dislikes
narrow-minded behaviour.
 This user identifies as pansexual. 
LET IT GOThis user boggles at how so many people get so obsessed with other people having sex when there's so much human suffering right now.
 This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
 This user thinks time zones are evil.
Your company's logo goes here.This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!
nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt  kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)
 This user's anxiety level is at 100% because their psychiatrist told them that they have every psychological disorder in all the DSMs combined. Excuse them while they kiss the toilet.
This user is easily distracted. 
 This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
 This user is interested in Physics.
This space is for rent.
1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.
 This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.
 
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Stating that something doesn't work because it violates a basic law of physics is perfectly reasonable. I can run faster than the speed of light, and I have a video tape and some crayon drawings to prove it. But no one takes me seriously, so I'm forced to conclude that I'm a persecuted visionary with ideas ahead of my time, right?

 This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
 It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.
PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTHThis user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that!
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
 This user owns a Casio F91W, and therefore is potentially a terrorist.
 This user believes that Wikipedia IS a useful resource for reading articles.
D:<Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.
 This user is opposed to
political censorship.
 This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
<ref>This user would like to see everyone using inline citations. Please...
 This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.
rant It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.
 This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.
  The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
 On the Internet, nobody
knows you're a dog.
sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.
UTCThis user's time zone is UTC.
 This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.
  This user enjoys music that melts your face.
 This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
 This user enjoys post-rock.
 This user enjoys ambient music.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
 This user believes science, practiced through the scientific method, is the
most reliable way of determining the
nature of reality.
デス
ノート
This user has a Death Note and writes in it constantly.
This user is a fan of Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
魔法少女まどか☆マギカ
^_~This user loves hentai.
 Kaboom!! Oh, that was just this user obliterating vandals, nothing to worry about. Except if you're the vandal.[Humor]
PAGEIDThe ID of this page is 47418559.
UBXThis user has way too many userboxes
 Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...


RLF This user is a Redlink Fetishist.
 This user is standing behind you.
 This user is Facebook-free.
 This user has a YouTube account.
 This user watches
Vsauce.
 This user supports the
Tor Project.
 This user uses DuckDuckGo as a primary search engine.
 This user contributes to the
TV Tropes Wiki.