Too Many Crooks is a 1959 British black comedy film directed by Mario Zampi and starring Terry-Thomas, George Cole, Brenda De Banzie, Sidney James, Bernard Bresslaw and Vera Day.[1]

Too Many Crooks
Film poster by Nicola Simbari
Directed byMario Zampi
Written by
Produced byMario Zampi
Starring
CinematographyStanley Pavey
Edited byBill Lewthwaite
Music byStanley Black
Distributed byRank Film Distributors (UK)
Release date
  • 8 March 1959 (1959-03-08) (UK)
Running time
87 minutes
CountryUnited Kingdom
LanguageEnglish

A bunch of inept crooks kidnap the wife of a shady businessman, only for him to decide he doesn’t want her back.[2]

Plot edit

The members of a gang, especially Sid, grow impatient as their incompetent leader, Fingers, botches the robbery of a fur store, the latest in a series of disasters. Fingers then comes up with the idea of robbing businessman William Gordon. Gordon bluffs them into believing the police are on their way. Fingers refuses to give up, plotting to kidnap Gordon's daughter. However, he errs yet again and ends up with Gordon's meek wife Lucy instead.

Thinking she will do just as well, Fingers demands £25,000 ransom for her safe return. To his surprise, Gordon gleefully refuses. The philanderer has been carrying on an affair with his secretary and would like nothing better than to be rid of his dowdy wife. Fingers desperately lowers his price over and over again, finally offering to give her back for a mere £200, but is turned down.

When Lucy learns of this, her love for her husband is extinguished. She decides to get revenge and soon takes charge of the gang (her wartime training in unarmed combat coming in handy). Knowing of Gordon's tax dispute with the Inland Revenue and his distrust of banks, she figures out where he has hidden much of his money. She leads the gangsters in stealing the cash and, for good measure, the furs and jewellery Gordon had lavished on his mistress, taking half of the proceeds for her share. On leaving Gordon's house through the bedroom window a lit cigarette is left, which unintentionally burns the house down. Gordon returns and, thinking his money is burning, repeatedly jumps into the burning building.

By coincidence, the next day, the newspapers report a gruesome murder, just like the one Fingers had threatened. Gordon jumps to the wrong conclusion, and Lucy makes him pay some more for his mistake. She has Sid and Fingers impersonate policemen investigating her disappearance. Fingers extorts most of the rest of Gordon's ready cash in exchange for letting the matter drop. When a real Scotland Yard inspector shows up soon after, Gordon loses his temper and raises suspicions of murder.

Desperate, he decides to flee the country. Fingers's ex-stripper girlfriend offers to provide a forged passport. He agrees to meet her later, after visiting his mother. Lucy guesses that he is going there to pick up a final stash of money. The gang shows up and finds him with a suitcase. When the police come to question Gordon further, Fingers takes the suitcase (containing £50,000) and leaves, Gordon being too afraid to raise a fuss. Then Lucy walks in on her now-penniless husband.

Fingers and his gang decide to keep all of this last windfall and not split it with Lucy, but as they drive away, the suitcase pops open unnoticed and the money is scattered on the road.

Cast edit

Critical reception edit

The Monthly Film Bulletin wrote: "This crime-comedy extravaganza is disappointingly lacking in pace and spontaneous humour. The bungling gangsters are a pale reflection of The Ladykillers [1955], while Terry-Thomas contributes little more than his familiar, and here rather faded, charm. There is, however, some slight compensation in Sidney James's resourceful performance."[3]

In The New York Times, Bosley Crowther described the film as "a good, crazy, brisk farce comedy."[4]

The Radio Times Guide to Films gave the film 3/5 stars, writing: "This picture never lives up to its billing, largely owing to the cack-handed direction of Mario Zampi. Terry-Thomas gives a priceless performance as the wheeler-dealer unconcerned whether he sees abducted wife Brenda de Banzie ever again, but George Cole, Sid James and the gang overdo the "cor blimey" criminality."[5]

Leslie Halliwell said: "Agreeable farce with black edges and an excellent chase sequence."[6]

In British Sound Films: The Studio Years 1928–1959 David Quinlan rated the film as "average", writing: "Crazy comedy not always paced as well as riotous car chase at the end."[7]

See also edit

References edit

  1. ^ "Too Many Crooks". British Film Institute Collections Search. Retrieved 23 February 2024.
  2. ^ "Too Many Crooks (1958) - Mario Zampi - Synopsis, Characteristics, Moods, Themes and Related - AllMovie". AllMovie.
  3. ^ "Too Many Crooks". The Monthly Film Bulletin. 26 (300): 36. 1 January 1959 – via ProQuest.
  4. ^ "Movie Reviews". The New York Times. 11 November 2021.
  5. ^ Radio Times Guide to Films (18th ed.). London: Immediate Media Company. 2017. p. 948. ISBN 9780992936440.
  6. ^ Halliwell, Leslie (1989). Halliwell's Film Guide (7th ed.). London: Paladin. p. 1040. ISBN 0586088946.
  7. ^ Quinlan, David (1984). British Sound Films: The Studio Years 1928–1959. London: B.T. Batsford Ltd. p. 390. ISBN 0-7134-1874-5.

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