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The Opening of Misty Beethoven

The Opening of Misty Beethoven is an American pornographic comedy film released in 1976. It was produced with a relatively high budget and filmed on elaborate locations in Paris, New York City and Rome with a musical score, and owes much to its director Radley Metzger (directing this film as "Henry Paris").[1][2][4] According to award-winning author Toni Bentley, The Opening of Misty Beethoven is considered the "crown jewel" of the Golden Age of Porn (1969–1984).[1][2]

The Opening of Misty Beethoven
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Original film poster
Directed by Radley Metzger
(as "Henry Paris")[1][2]
Produced by Radley Metzger
Written by Radley Metzger
(as "Jake Barnes")
Starring Constance Money
Jamie Gillis
Jacqueline Beudant
Gloria Leonard
Terri Hall
Music by George Craig
Gioacchino Rossini
Cinematography Robert Rochester
Edited by Bonnie Karrin
Distributed by Catalyst Productions
Joy Bear Pictures
VCA Pictures[3]
Release date
March, 1976
Running time
86 minutes
Country United States
Language English

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PlotEdit

In an adult erotic take-off of George Bernard Shaw's play Pygmalion (and its derivative My Fair Lady), the film is about a sexologist who tries transforming a low-skilled prostitute into a goddess of passion. While he tries to prepare her to seduce a gay male artist (Casey Donovan), it is he for whom she develops feelings. In this film, Henry Higgins (of Pygmalion) is replaced by Dr. Seymour Love, the sexologist, played by Jamie Gillis.[4] Eliza Doolittle (of Pygmalion) becomes Dolores "Misty" Beethoven, who is played by Constance Money,[4] and Colonel Pickering becomes Geraldine Rich, played by Jacqueline Beudant. During the film, Misty achieves "elevation" better than Love and Rich had hoped and then cuts them off, as in George Bernard Shaw's play. However, this film then sees Misty return, take over for Dr. Love, and run the "school". Dr. Love is present but in a very subservient position. It is clearly Misty that is in charge by this time.

CastEdit

NotesEdit

The film The Opening of Misty Beethoven was released during the Golden Age of Porn (inaugurated by the 1969 release of Andy Warhol's Blue Movie) and the phenomenon of "porno chic"[5][6] in the United States, in which adult erotic films were just beginning to be widely released, publicly discussed by celebrities (like Johnny Carson and Bob Hope)[7] and taken seriously by film critics (like Roger Ebert).[8][9]

In this Golden Age era, most films of the time were expected to have at least minimal plots. Misty's plot was more elaborate than most; it was based directly on George Bernard Shaw's play, Pygmalion, as well as the Broadway and Hollywood success My Fair Lady. The film is also satirical, with many added comic touches and dialogue designed for laughs. It includes Mark Margolis's first role. The Opening of Misty Beethoven has the distinction of being the first widely released porn movie to feature female-on-male pegging.[10]

The Italian Editon by Noctuno is an extended version of Misty Beethoven with footage not seen in the original film. Some of the extra footage was used in Barbara Broadcast (Misty's bondage sequence) and Maraschino Cherry (Misty with the matador). All other cutting room floor footage can be found in the Distribpix Misty Beethoven DVD extras. The film was initially rejected for UK cinema by the BBFC and released in a heavily pre-edited form with an additional 1 min 55 secs of censor cuts in 1983. The fully uncut hardcore print was passed with an R18 rating by the BBFC in 2005. It is rumored that the full uncut version was released in the U.S on Laser Disc by Lorimar Home Video. It was also said the Laser Disc Print runs at 87 minutes and has 1:33 ratio. The cool (softcore) version adds several scenes to pad the running time. They include: the servants celebrating at the Italian villa in cave-person outfits, Lawrence and Barbara watching Kojak on TV, Misty and Geraldine together in a tub and, last but not least, cigar guy's female partner on the plane talking to a dejected Seymour Love.

2012 restorationEdit

In 2012, DistribPix oversaw a complete restoration of the film, with the full cooperation of the director. The result had a limited exhibition in theaters, but the main outcome of the project was the first-ever official DVD and Blu-ray releases. In addition, a fully annotated CD soundtrack was released. A listing of the music on the film soundtrack was released earlier.[11][12]

AwardsEdit

Awards from the Adult Film Association of America:

Other awardsEdit

Music soundtrackEdit

No.TitleArtistLength
1."Bourbon[11][12]"Brian Bennett3:36
2."Confunktion"Dave Richmond4:37
3."Glass Tubes"Brian Bennett3:22
4."Giovane Flirt"AAlessandroni3:26
5."Ippica / Going Great"Franco Bonfanti2:28
6."Heat Haze"John Cameron2:52
No.TitleArtistLength
7."Mighty Atom"Steve Gray2:54
8."Rebel"John Moran4:09
9."Teorema"Brian Bennett2:08
10."The Fuzz"Duncan Lamont2:40
11."William Tell Overture"Gioachino Rossini3:44

RemakeEdit

In 2004, Misty Beethoven: The Musical!, a musical remake, was released. It featured Sunset Thomas, Randy Spears, Julie Meadows, Asia Carrera, Chloe, Dave Cummings, Mike Horner, Evan Stone and Tyce Bune. It was directed by Veronica Hart. The film won the 2004 XRCO Award for "Best Comedy or Parody"[20] and the 2005 AVN Award for "Best Sex Comedy".[21]

See alsoEdit

ReferencesEdit

  1. ^ a b c Bentley, Toni (June 2014). "The Legend of Henry Paris". Playboy. Archived from the original on February 4, 2016. Retrieved January 26, 2016. 
  2. ^ a b c Bentley, Toni (June 2014). "The Legend of Henry Paris" (PDF). ToniBentley.com. Retrieved January 26, 2016. 
  3. ^ VCA Pictures
  4. ^ a b c d West, Ashley (April 7, 2017). "'The Opening of Misty Beethoven' (1976): Jamie Gillis and Constance Money". The Rialto Report. Retrieved April 7, 2017. 
  5. ^ Blumenthal, Ralph (January 21, 1973). "Porno chic; 'Hard-core' grows fashionable-and very profitable". The New York Times Magazine. Retrieved January 20, 2016. 
  6. ^ Porno Chic (Jahsonic.com)
  7. ^ Corliss, Richard (March 29, 2005). "That Old Feeling: When Porno Was Chic". Time. Retrieved January 27, 2016. 
  8. ^ Ebert, Roger (June 13, 1973). "The Devil In Miss Jones - Film Review". RogerEbert.com. Retrieved February 7, 2015. 
  9. ^ Ebert, Roger (November 24, 1976). "Alice in Wonderland:An X-Rated Musical Fantasy". RogerEbert.com. Retrieved February 26, 2016. 
  10. ^ Nault, Curran (Summer 2010). "Bend Over Boyfriend to Take It Like a Man: Pegging Pornography and the Queer Representation of Straight Sex". Jump Cut (52). 
  11. ^ a b Staff (2016). "The Opening of Misty Beethoven - Original Soundtrack Music listing". IMDB. Retrieved February 26, 2016. 
  12. ^ a b Staff (2013). "The Opening of Misty Beethoven Soundtrack (1976) - OST Music Soundtrack". Ringostrack.com. Retrieved February 26, 2016. 
  13. ^ a b Hilton, Thomas H. (August 1, 1977). "The Porn Awards". Adam Film World. Vol. 6 no. 6 (issue=66). pp. 16–17. 
  14. ^ a b c Hilton, Thomas H. (December 1, 1977). "The First Annual Erotica Awards". Adam Film World. Vol. 6 no. 8 (issue=68). pp. 18–21. 
  15. ^ a b c Staff (March 14, 1984). "AFAA - 8th Annual AFAA Erotic Film Awards - official program". Adult Film Association of America. 
  16. ^ Frank Thistle, "The Second Annual Erotica Awards," Adam Film World, January 1979, pp. 24-27, 72.
  17. ^ AFAA, "Seventh Annual Erotica Awards," official program, June 23, 1983.
  18. ^ Staff (January 11, 2002). "Adult Video News Awards - Winner - Best Classic DVD". AVN Award. Retrieved January 28, 2016. 
  19. ^ Transcript of AVC video, A Night of Legends: First Annual XRCO Adult Film Awards, 1985
  20. ^ Staff (2016). "XRCO Award". Memim Encyclopedia. Retrieved February 22, 2016. 
  21. ^ "Best Sex Comedy". Retrieved March 2, 2014. 

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