South Park (season 7)

Season seven of South Park, an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, began airing on March 19, 2003. The seventh season concluded after 15 episodes on December 17, 2003, and was written and directed by Trey Parker.

South Park
Season 7
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Country of originUnited States
No. of episodes15
Original networkComedy Central
Original releaseMarch 19 –
December 17, 2003
Season chronology
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List of South Park episodes


No. in
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date [1]Prod.
971"Cancelled"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerMarch 19, 2003 (2003-03-19)704
Lifting plot and scenes off of the pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", the boys soon learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens, and they attempt to save it from cancellation.
982"Krazy Kripples"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerMarch 26, 2003 (2003-03-26)702
Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips who agree to let the two join if they kill the Crips' rival, The Bloods. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research for the handicapped. Main characters Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny don't appear in the episode's plot, but have a few cameos throughout.
993"Toilet Paper"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerApril 2, 2003 (2003-04-02)703
Seeking revenge after being put in detention, the boys decides to TP their art teacher's house. However, Kyle feels guilty about this. Meanwhile, Officer Barbrady seeks help from a juvenile toilet-paperer named Josh to crack the case.
1004"I'm a Little Bit Country"
Trey ParkerTrey ParkerApril 9, 2003 (2003-04-09)701
The 100th episode of the series. The boys are caught in the middle of a brutal townfight between supporters of the War in Iraq and the people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself in water.
1015"Fat Butt and Pancake Head"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerApril 16, 2003 (2003-04-16)705
Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity during a presentation about Latino culture, which enrages the real Jennifer Lopez.
1026"Lil' Crime Stoppers"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerApril 23, 2003 (2003-04-23)706
The boys' game of "police detectives" turns dangerous when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a violent drug deal.
1037"Red Man's Greed"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerApril 30, 2003 (2003-04-30)707
The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a super-highway to their new casino.
1048"South Park Is Gay!"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerOctober 22, 2003 (2003-10-22)708
The men and boys of town become metrosexual in response to a fad show, becoming attracte. Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality; Kyle is treated like an outcast, while Mr. Garrison believes the fad undermines real homosexuals.
1059"Christian Rock Hard"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerOctober 29, 2003 (2003-10-29)709
Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian rock band called "Faith +1" so that Cartman can win a bet against Kyle for $10. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny (who have their own rock band named "Moop") independently protest against illegal music downloads after getting arrested for doing such.
10610"Grey Dawn"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerNovember 5, 2003 (2003-11-05)710
The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, and the AARP retaliates.
10711"Casa Bonita"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerNovember 12, 2003 (2003-11-12)711
When Cartman is un-invited to Kyle's birthday party due to his antisemitism, he endeavors to get back into his good books so he can attend Casa Bonita, his favorite place.
10812"All About Mormons"
Trey ParkerTrey ParkerNovember 19, 2003 (2003-11-19)712
Stan befriends a boy and his Mormon family, angering the other boys.
10913"Butt Out"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerDecember 3, 2003 (2003-12-03)713
The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of cigarettes among children after the boys are caught smoking.
11014"Raisins"Trey ParkerTrey ParkerDecember 10, 2003 (2003-12-10)714
Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant for kids called "Raisins" and mistakenly believes to be in a relationship. This episode marks the first appearance of the Goth Kids who become prominent characters throughout the rest of the show's run.
11115"It's Christmas in Canada"
Trey ParkerTrey ParkerDecember 17, 2003 (2003-12-17)715
Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him away.


  1. ^ "Full Episodes and TV Listings". Zap2It. Retrieved September 11, 2019.

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