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NOOOO! NO!...
IIII CAN'T SEEEE!...
NO- NO- NO- NO- NO- NO- NO-
I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
HE TOOK A DOG DOO SNOW CONE AND STUFFED IT IN THIS USER'S RIGHT EYE!
HE TOOK A DOG DOO SNOW CONE AND STUFFED IT IN THEIR OTHER EYE!
AND THE HUSKY WEE WEE, I MEAN THE DOGGIE WEE WEE, HAS BLINDED THEM AND THEY CAN'T SEE!
TEMPORARILY! | 
