User:Baseball Bugs
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| Name | Baseball Bugs |
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| Religion | Church of Baseball |
| Politics | Liberal American Patriot |
Vandals, trolls, and other fiendly visitors, please note:
"Wikipedia is a community,
not a crazy den of pigs!"[2]
Social experimenters, please note:
"We're an encyclopedia,
not a bunch of lab rats in a cage."[3]
Troll feeders, please note:
"Recapistrulating to the trolls
is morally reprhensible."[4]
| The Church of Baseball |
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Our Lady of Clark and Addison, one of the Churches of Baseball
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How Wikipedia deals with unrepentent vandals Caution to vandals, especially on WP:ANI: Don't get Plaxicoed. Don't get Boomeranged. File:YakovSuit small.jpg
The Smirnoff Corollary: "In Wikipedia, you block page ... In Soviet Russia, page blocks you!" [7] Recurring questions when reading WP:ANI, etc.:
(The latter is something everyone should ask themselves from time to time. 0:) Matthew 7:6 - "Do not give dogs what is holy; and do not throw your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under foot and turn to attack you." (Revised Standard Version) Freely stolen from The Mikado:
Top excuses by indef-blocked users and/or sockpuppets seeking reinstatement:
Proposed warning box inspired by another editor [8] Useful warningsVandalism warningsSpam warnings3RR warnings |
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InfaliableNow, I don't want to get a swelled head er nothin', but I have been declared "Infaliable" by an admirer: [12]
For those who really do think I'm infallible, consider this:[14][15] and ironically:[16][17] Subsection for actual fans......who, unlike many of those in the above section, have not been indefinitely blocked. :)
Now then, mind you, if you do have a great notion to take the fast track to an indef, here's an example of how to do that: [18] And if you take that path, be sure not to say it to a mere mortal; place it on an admin's talk page, where it will get a "quick" response. Admisitrator?For those who may be under the false impression that I'm an admin, I invite you to visit Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Baseball Bugs (March of 2009) and witness the carnage. Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc?carrots 16:28, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Personal attacksI try to keep all attacks impersonal. Some folks are so sensitive, though! I once suggested to a user that he was harping on something. He then filed a WP:NPA claim, on the grounds that I had called him a lyre. Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc?carrots 09:29, 3 June 2009 (UTC) |
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Our Complaints Department eagerly awaits your input.
IMPORTANT NOTICE to would-be harassers An admin has stated the following for the record:
¶ "Wikipedia doesn't need any new volunteers for the job of harassing User:Baseball Bugs at this time, ..."
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Shucks, folks, I'm speechless. :]
How have you been doing? Not been around for a while, was meaning to drop in and say hi anyway. :) — neuro(talk) 12:22, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
I must confess that I myself have not always been above reproach: Wikipe-tan sez... |
| Law and Orders. |
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This-a-way...
... a denizen of Lake Troll-Be-Gone® |
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The un-original Barn Starr
IMPORTANT NOTE: I was named VEXATIOUS LITIGANT OF THE YEAR 2010 at Wikipedia Review.[22] |
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They don't make 'em like this anymore: |
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Edit count so far...
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Illustrations on this page are examples of topics I am most likely to be editing. I am also a "drive-by editor". If I think of something at random that might be interesting to work on, or if I happen to see something interesting that someone else might be working on, I might work on it also. I try to write well, in proper American English, but I was not a journalism major, so I am perfectly happy with better writers improvin' on my writin' style. I think the focus of every article should be on organized, readable presentations of facts, using good English, rather than on pedantic obsessions about "fair use" illustrations and "trivia" lists. Some editors use the term "encyclopedic" when they actually mean "boring". I am not that keen on infoboxes, highly-formalized citations, overly-detailed categories, and other fancy stuff, as they are constantly being tinkered with. I like to provide basic info, basic citations, and basic categories -- and leave the minutia to those who are interested in it and good at it. I like to find unusual and interesting facts that, although verifiable, are not necessarily well-known. For example, the fact that Mordecai Brown injured his hand twice while a child, further handicapping him on his road to the Baseball Hall of Fame. I might argue with you on points of fact or philosophy, but I will refrain from vulgarity, I will try to answer reasonable questions and comments, and I will not slam the door in your face. However, I do occasionally get fed up. I believe in working things out rather than "running to Mommy" about every little thing. But just in case... List of administrators WP:ANI I like for wikipedia to be truthful and verifiable (which are etymologically the same thing) and to be more than just a "me too" rubber stamp of standard information. d:) I come to wikipedia to find information about something. If I can't find it here, I might start an article on it. So I would probably be classed as an "inclusionist" (as opposed to a "deletionist"). I want wikipedia to be the go-to place for information, which I consider to be a more important axiom than the capricious and arbitrary "notability" argument which is often used as a club by deletionists. I want wikipedia to be all it can be, and not to be confined to a box. |
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This is a legal threat. A nice change of pace from illegal threats. Any questions, contact the prestigious law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe. Tell 'em Groucho sent you. |
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..................................................This section is under construction.................................................. Informal projects: |
| Alternate Account |
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This editor's ALTERNATE ACCOUNT is User:Baseball Bugs. You got a problem with that? |
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Full undisclosure: According to my permanent record, I'm only 33 1/3 years old. I'm still in JR High School. But I know a lot about history and geography: I found a Wayback Machine at Wal*Mart for under $100. I've been everywhere, man; I've been everywhere. People talk about what sign they were born under: Taurus the Ford, Krusty the Krab, or Leo the Durocher, for example. I was born under a sign that said "Holiday Inn". Sexual orientation: North (see Larry Miller quotes) My turn-ons include faucets, televisions, and switches. I believe in equality. Equality for everyone - No matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are. (The Steve Martin credo.) Here's a close replica of the basement where I spend all my free time. Note the server on the left. Just a little dusty. My high-speed internet cable runs across the top. I call it high-speed because the average cockroach can go from end to end in less than 20 seconds. On the right is my crude but effective telephone system. The shelf in the middle contains my collection of Minnesota Vikings Super Bowl rings. This is, indeed, a lot like my parents' basement, but don't tell them I told you - they think I left home years ago. Although I do overhear them asking why all the pop-tarts and the tofu keep disappearing. My French-and-Irish great uncle, Jean-Claude Kelly, has a big farm in northern France.How big is it? It's so big that he uses an old gothic cathedral as a barn. |
| "Who do men say that I am?" |
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According to various disgruntled users, I am all of these and more:
Specifically, the "Toxic Authoritarian Right".[24] And the latest oddity:
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DID YOU KNOW...
The first gravity boots
were invented in Italy? |
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