User:Aditya Kabir/Monkey

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Preface: The Monkey edit

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The story of the exploits of Sun Wukung (孫悟空; known in the West as the Monkey King) narrated in the sixteenth century book the Journey to the West shows the Monkey King to be a rascal and a thief as well as the resilient trickster figure who is able to outwit both the celestial gods and the lords of the netherworld (陰間) before at last earning great honor through his service to them.^[1]

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What's in a name? edit

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Name

Hieroglyph

Vernacular

Meaning

First

Aditya

आदित्य (Sanskrit)

The Sungod, one of the 12 highest gods of Indian Pantheon, a son of Aditi the Earth Goddess

Family

Kabir

الكبير (Arabic)

The Great, an attribution of the God, an attribution of kings

What, me worry? edit

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বাংলা এই ব্যবহারকারীর মাতৃভাষা।

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hi-1

इस सदस्य को हिन्दी भाषा का प्रारम्भिक स्तर का ज्ञान है।

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एष उपयोजकः सरलेन संस्कृतेन लेखितुं शक्नोति।

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

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Before the monkey came edit

Beginning at the end edit

“

At day's end, like hush of dew
Comes evening. A hawk wipes the scent of sunlight fom its wings.
When earth's colors fade and some pale design is sketched,
Then glimmering fireflies paint in the story...

”

— Banalata Sen, Jibanananda Das, trans. Clinton B. Seely

Whirlwinds edit

Back again edit

“

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive...
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

”

— Eye of the Tiger, Survivor

Slip knot edit

Monkey see monkey show edit

Year	Film	Role	Director	Language	Type	Duration (minutes)	Funder	Notes
2010	Picnic	Script Writer	AKA Reza Ghalib	Bangla	A coming-of-age drama	12	Self	Made for US$ 30.00
2008	Ekti non-fiction ar koyekti fiction	Script Writer	Abid Mullick	Bangla	A drama	40	NTV	Name translation: A non-fiction and a few fictions
2008	Aha!	Sub Titles	Enamul Karim Nirjhar	Bangla	A drama	110	Channel i	Featured in Cairo Film Festival, Dubai Film Festival and Munich Film Festival
2007	Joy Jatra	Sub Titles	Toukir Ahmed	Bangla	A period piece	115	Channel i	Featured at Kolkata Film Festival. Name translation: Journey to victory
2006	Tobuo Bhalobasha	Script Writer	AKA Reza Ghalib	Bangla	A romance	42	Channel i	Name translation: It's still love
2006	Baro Bhuter Kissa	Script Writer	Nurul Alam Atique	Bangla	A ghost story	38	NTV	Name translation: Tale of a dozen demons
2005	Dhaka 2005	Script Writer/ Asst. Director	Shampa Afroz Shumu	Bangla	A comedy thriller	5	Bangladesh Short Film Forum	Loosely based on a short story by Satyajit Ray, made for US$ 10.00. Featured in Rome Film Festival.
2003	Island of Hope	Script Writer	Akram Khan	English	A documentary film	36	Oxfam	On Bangladesh river islands
2003	Torash	Script Writer/ Director	Self	Bangla	A suspense thriller	44	Independent producer	Name translation: Fear
2000	Phulkumar	Sub Titles/ PR	Ashique Mustafa	Bangla	A drama	78	New York University Film School	Based on a story by Shahidul Zahir. Name translation: The flower child
1993	Parampara	Script Writer	Minhazul Abedin	Bangla	A documentary film on the Baul	14	Independent producer	Format Super 8 film. Name translation: Heritage