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The Master of Disguise is a 2002 American adventure comedy film directed by production designer Perry Andelin Blake in his sole directorial effort, written by Dana Carvey and Harris Goldberg, and produced by Sid Ganis, Alex Siskin, Barry Bernardi, and Todd Garner. The film stars Carvey, Brent Spiner, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould and James Brolin. It tells the story of a man who is trained to become a "Master of Disguise" by his grandfather when a master criminal kidnaps his parents.
| The Master of Disguise | |
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| Directed by | Perry Andelin Blake |
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| Cinematography | Peter Lyons Collister |
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| Music by | Marc Ellis |
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| Distributed by | Sony Pictures Releasing[1] |
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Running time | 80 minutes[1] |
| Country | United States[1] |
| Language | English |
| Budget | $16 million[2] |
| Box office | $43.4 million[2] |
Produced by Revolution Studios, The Master of Disguise was released by Sony Pictures Releasing in the United States on August 2, 2002. The film grossed $43.4 million and received negative reviews, with critics deeming it among the worst films ever made.
Plot edit
In 1979 Palermo, Italy, Fabbrizio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of secret agents known as "Masters of Disguise", breaks up a smuggling ring run by the evil Devlin Bowman while disguised as Bo Derek. Not wanting his infant son Pistachio to receive the same dangerous future lifestyle as he and his lineage, Fabbrizio decides to keep his family's nature a secret.
Twenty-three years later, Fabbrizio runs an Italian restaurant in an unnamed town in America with his wife and son Pistachio. Released from prison three years earlier, Bowman and his henchmen kidnap Fabbrizio and his wife, forcing Fabbrizio to use his talents to steal legendary artifacts around the world to reestablish Bowman's smuggling ring. After Fabbrizio's disappearance, Pistachio is visited by his grandfather, who reveals Pistachio's heritage and begins training him.
Pistachio gets the basics down and his grandfather gets him an assistant, Jennifer Baker, who is a little confused about what the job entails. The two find one of Bowman's cigars in the alley where his parents were kidnapped which leads them to the Turtle Club where it was made and they learn of Bowman's scheme, as well as that he will be at an antiques fair the next day.
Pistachio and Jennifer go to the fair, with Pistachio disguised as an elderly woman. Bowman invites Jennifer to a party at his house. Pistachio goes to the party in disguise and distracts Bowman while Jennifer looks for clues.
That night, Pistachio and Jennifer look through the clues. Bowman's men kidnap Jennifer, so Pistachio talks to his grandfather via a crystal ball and comes up with a scheme to break into Bowman's lair to rescue Jennifer and his parents. They confront Bowman who has attached a mask of his face to Fabbrizio's head. While the real Bowman escapes, Pistachio fights his father, who is brainwashed to think he is Bowman.
In the end, Pistachio helps his father snap out of his trance, and they free Pistachio's mother and return the artifacts. Pistachio marries Jennifer and becomes an official Master of Disguise. However, they eventually realize that Bowman still got away and has the United States Constitution with him. The Disguiseys locate Bowman in Costa Rica, defeat him in their disguises, and retrieve the Constitution.
Cast edit
- Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey, a man who follows in the footsteps of his family's legacy by becoming a "Master of Disguise".
- Dylan and Cole Sprouse as young Pistachio Disguisey
- Dane Morris as teenage Pistachio Disguisey
- Brent Spiner as Devlin Bowman, a master criminal and enemy of the Disguisey family.
- Jennifer Esposito as Jennifer Baker, a woman who aids Pistachio in fighting Devlin.
- Harold Gould as Grandpa Disguisey, the grandfather of Pistachio who trains him in becoming a "Master of Disguise".
- James Brolin as Fabbrizio Disguisey, the father of Pistachio and expert "Master of Disguise".
- Edie McClurg as "Mama" Disguisey, the mother of Pistachio.
- Michael Bailey Smith as Bald Henchman, the unnamed bald-headed henchman of Devlin.
- Vincent Riverside as Henchman, an unnamed henchman of Devlin.
- Austin Wolff as Barney Baker, a young neighbor of the Disguisey family and Jennifer’s son.
- Jay Johnston as Rex
- Maria Canals as Sophia
- Mark Devine as Trent
- Mark Ginther, Carrick O'Quinn, Mitch Silpa, and John Tenn as the rest of Devlin's henchmen.
- Jonathan Loughran and Ted Rooney as Security Guards
- Virginia Hawkins as Interview Woman
- Erick Avari as Cigar Maker
- Larry Cedar as Businessman
- Vincent Castellanos as Art Dealer
- Gabriel Pimentel as Boxing Dummy
- Kevin Nealon as White Collar Executive
- Gabriel Pimental as the unnamed man with dwarfism who operates the Boxing Dummy.
- Andy Morrow, Naya Rivera, and Julius Ritter as Captain America Kids
- Leland Crooke as Appraiser
- Lisa Foiles as Lisa (uncredited)
Kenan Thompson, Bo Derek, Michael Johnson, Jessica Simpson, and an uncredited Jesse Ventura make cameo appearances as themselves.
Production edit
The film was initially developed with Jim Carrey in mind to star, but he turned it down, resulting in Sandler colleague Dana Carvey getting cast.[3]
Release edit
The Master of Disguise was granted a PG certificate by the British Board of Film Classification for "mild language and mild comic violence". To obtain the PG certificate, seven seconds of material was cut, the reasons being "dangerous imitable technique, a series of head butts".[4]
Box office edit
The film opened in Australia on July 31, 2002, in the United States on August 2, 2002, and in the United Kingdom on January 17, 2003 in 2,565 theaters and earned $12,554,650 in the domestic box office, ranking third for the weekend, behind Signs and the second weekend of Austin Powers in Goldmember.[5] The film closed on November 28, 2002, having grossed $40,388,794 domestically and $3,022,207 internationally for a worldwide total of $43,411,001.[2] When the film was released in the United Kingdom, it originally opened at #14, before falling out of the charts completely by the next weekend.[6][7]
Critical reception edit
On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 1% based on 104 reviews with an average rating of 2.6/10, making it the lowest-rated film produced by Revolution Studios to date. Its consensus reads: "An ill conceived attempt to utilize Dana Carvey's talent for mimicry, The Master of Disguise is an irritating, witless farce weighted down by sophomoric gags."[8] On Metacritic, the film has a score of 12 out of 100 based on reviews from 24 critics, indicating "overwhelming dislike".[9] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film a grade "B−" on scale of A to F.[10]
Roger Ebert, awarding the film a rating of one star out of four, reserved some praise for director Perry Andelin Blake's production design, as well as for Carvey's imitative abilities, but saw the overall movie as being "like a party guest who thinks he is funny and is wrong". Ebert also noted that the film is only 65 minutes long, but includes 15 minutes of credit cookies in order to qualify as a feature presentation.[11] Jamie Russell at the BBC described the film as being so bad as to make other movies such as Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo seem like comic equivalents to Citizen Kane: "Never have so many jokes clunked off the screen to such a silent audience. And never has 80 minutes seemed like such an eternity."[12]
Peter Bradshaw, writing for The Guardian, awarded the film two stars out of five, citing a limited number of amusing moments, but criticizing Carvey's characterizations and suggesting to the potential audience member that "you might want to put the shotgun in your mouth".[13] Adam Smith in the Radio Times drew attention to the "lame screenplay" and "barely coherent plot", and noted that "when the nearest thing to a genuine joke is the bad guy's propensity for breaking wind whenever he laughs, you can be pretty sure that you're not in the hands of comedy geniuses".[14]
Alan Morrison, writing for Empire, suggested that it was no more than a feeble imitation of the character comedy of the Austin Powers series, concluding that The Master of Disguise was the single worst movie ever made: "a film about idiots, made by idiots, for idiots".[15] Comedian and former Mystery Science Theater 3000 host Michael J. Nelson named the film the third-worst comedy ever made.[16]
Accolades edit
Bo Derek's cameo in the film earned her a Golden Raspberry Award nomination for Worst Supporting Actress, but lost to Madonna in Die Another Day.[citation needed]
At the 2002 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards, the film was nominated for Worst Picture, Worst Actor, and Worst Male Fake Accent — the latter two regarding Carvey. Its only win was a tie with Kung Pow: Enter the Fist for Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy.[17]
Home media edit
The film was released on VHS and DVD on January 28, 2003.[citation needed]
Soundtrack edit
| The Master of Disguise: Music from the Motion Picture | |
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| Soundtrack album by Various Artists | |
| Released | July 23, 2002 |
| Length | 38:20[18] |
| Label | Music World, Sony |
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| Allmusic |    [19] |
| No. | Title | Writer(s) | Recording artist | Length |
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| 1. | "M.A.S.T.E.R., Pt. 2" (featuring Lil' Fizz from B2K) | Bryan Bonwell / Marques Houston / Jerome Jones / Kelton Kessee / Tony Oliver | Play | 2:56 |
| 2. | "Fun" | Rose Falcon / Billy Falcon | Rose Falcon | 2:55 |
| 3. | "Happy Face" | Beyoncé Knowles / Michael Cooper / Rob Fusari / Calvin Gaines / Falonte Moore | Destiny's Child | 4:18 |
| 4. | "Eenie Meenie Minie Mo" | Brian Adams / Teron Beal / Eddie Berkeley / Keir Gist | Strong | 3:22 |
| 5. | "Walking on Sunshine" | Kimberley Rew | Val-C | 2:49 |
| 6. | "Master of Disguise" | Colleen Fitzpatrick / Jimmy Harry | Vitamin C | 3:00 |
| 7. | "Double Dutch Bus" | Frankie Smith | Devin Vasquez | 3:21 |
| 8. | "Conga" | Enrique García | Miami Sound Machine | 4:14 |
| 9. | "This Could Be Love" | Troy Johnson / Solange Knowles | Solange Knowles | 4:02 |
| 10. | "Cherry Pie" | Marques Houston / Jerome Jones | Jhené Aiko | 3:07 |
| 11. | "M.A.S.T.E.R., Pt. 1" (featuring Play) | Bryan Bonwell | Hardhedz / Hardhedzz | 4:16 |
| Total length: | 38:20 | |||
See also edit
References edit
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- ^ a b c "The Master of Disguise (2002)". Box Office Mojo. Internet Movie Database. November 29, 2002. Archived from the original on July 23, 2015. Retrieved July 22, 2015.
- ^ Roy, Lachit (May 31, 2023). "Jim Carrey Dodged a Bullet By Refusing to be a "Human Turtle' in Adam Sandler's Disaster Movie That Earned $40 Million at Box Office". Fandomwire. Retrieved July 25, 2023.
- ^ "THE MASTER OF DISGUISE (PG)". British Board of Film Classification. October 10, 2002. Archived from the original on July 23, 2015. Retrieved July 22, 2015.
- ^ "Weekend Box Office Results for August 2-4, 2002". Box Office Mojo. Internet Movie Database. August 5, 2002. Archived from the original on July 23, 2015. Retrieved July 22, 2015.
- ^ "Weekend box office 17th January 2003 - 19th January 2003". 25thframe.co.uk. Archived from the original on January 13, 2017. Retrieved January 10, 2017.
- ^ "Weekend box office 24th January 2003 - 26th January 2003". 25thframe.co.uk. Archived from the original on January 13, 2017. Retrieved January 10, 2017.
- ^ "The Master of Disguise". Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango. August 2, 2002. Archived from the original on November 24, 2011. Retrieved January 1, 2021.
- ^ "The Master of Disguise". Metacritic.com. Archived from the original on December 28, 2017. Retrieved December 28, 2017.
- ^ "MASTER OF DISGUISE, THE (2002) B-". CinemaScore. Archived from the original on December 20, 2018.
- ^ "The Master Of Disguise". Rogerebert.com. August 2, 2002. Archived from the original on April 27, 2017. Retrieved May 9, 2017.
- ^ "The Master of Disguise (2003)". Bbc.co.uk. BBC. January 13, 2003. Archived from the original on September 14, 2020. Retrieved December 25, 2019.
- ^ "The Master of Disguise". Guardian.co.uk. The Guardian. January 17, 2003. Archived from the original on November 29, 2017. Retrieved May 9, 2017.
- ^ "The Master Of Disguise". Radiotimes.com. Radio Times. Archived from the original on November 29, 2017. Retrieved May 9, 2017.
- ^ Alan Morrison (October 14, 2015). "The Master Of Disguise Review". Empireonline.com. Empire. Archived from the original on November 29, 2017. Retrieved May 9, 2017.
- ^ michael-j-nelson (March 6, 2007). "Inoperable Humor: The 5 Worst Comedies of All Time". Cracked.com. Archived from the original on September 21, 2021. Retrieved September 21, 2021.
- ^ "Past Winners Database". The Envelope at LA Times. Archived from the original on August 15, 2007. Retrieved September 24, 2019.
- ^ "The Master of Disguise (2002)". The Moviemusic Store. Archived from the original on September 3, 2014. Retrieved August 31, 2014.
- ^ "The Master of Disguise - Original Soundtrack - Songs, Reviews, Credits". AllMusic. Archived from the original on December 28, 2017. Retrieved December 28, 2017.
