"Ass Like That" is a song by American rapper Eminem from his fifth studio album Encore (2004). It was released as the sixth and final single from the album on June 7, 2005. The music video features Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, along with other puppets and main characters from Crank Yankers.

"Ass Like That"
Single by Eminem
from the album Encore
ReleasedJune 7, 2005
Recorded2004
GenreComedy hip hop, dirty rap
Length4:25
Label
Songwriter(s)
Producer(s)
Eminem singles chronology
"Mockingbird"
(2005)
"Ass Like That"
(2005)
"Welcome 2 Detroit"
(2005)
Music video
"Ass Like That" on YouTube

Critical reception edit

Stephen Thomas Erlewine of AllMusic wrote: "Eminem is plain-spoken and literal, intent on refuting every critic from Benzino at The Source to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, who gets an entire song ("Ass Like That") devoted to him."[1] HipHopDX editor J-23 was divided: "'Ass Like That' is gonna be a song you either love or hate. Whatever the case, it sure is surreal to hear him rap an entire song as that Triumph puppet from MTV."[2]

Scott Plagenhoef of Pitchfork was positive: "Em also shines when he spins well off his axis, as he does on ... the R. Kelly/Triumph the Insult Comic Dog-baiting 'Ass Like That'," but he noted that the song sounds like mixtape material.[3] NME magazine was unimpressed, calling the song a "silly, groin-levelled [doodle] that [demonstrates] both producer and rhymer aren't just on autopilot, they're having a nice snooze in the cockpit while the plane plummets towards Earth. Or to put it another way, [this track is] undercooked juvenile shite."[4]

USA Today wrote that "On the lighter side, [Em] name-drops the likes of Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen on 'Ass Like That'."[5] RapReviews noted that "In 'Ass Like That' Slim impersonates Triumph the Insult Comic Dog for three perverse verses of ogling over the Olsen twins and booty bashing Hilary Duff."[6] Josh Love of Stylus Magazine was negative: "'Ass Like That', Em's 'response' to Triumph, fares better, and actually makes a pretty salient point about Hollywood's fetishization of barely legal starlets, but then you realize that it's an answer record to an awards show beef with a hand puppet and suddenly you're not even able to make eye contact with the album cover anymore" and he added that it does flash some of Eminem's once-patented lyrical venom.[7]

The Austin Chronicle called the song a "demented Bollywood fever dream [that] manages to out-deprave R. Kelly."[8] SPIN said that the song was "so sophomoric that [it borders] on surreal, all syncopated dis-gibberish and loony celebrity-baiting."[9] The New York Times said that the song was "brilliantly insane: Dr. Dre lays some curlicued sitars atop a lazy bass line, while Eminem pays tribute to Hilary Duff and the Olsen Twins, delivering his rhymes in a thick accent that's supposed to be either Triumph the Insult Comic Dog or Arnold Schwarzenegger (apparently, they talk the same)."[10] Slant Magazine called "Ass Like That" "a whole song devoted to Robert Smigel’s Triumph The Insult Comic Dog".[11]

The A.V. Club called it "a track so muddled that it's hard to tell whether it's a song-length putdown of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog or an elaborate backhanded homage. The song backfires spectacularly, because Eminem and Triumph essentially share the same shtick—deflating celebrity egos with barbed wisecracks—and because at this point, Triumph is a lot funnier and more pointed in his putdowns than his human counterpart."[12]

Track listing edit

Digital Download[13]
No.TitleWriter(s)Producer(s)Length
1."Ass Like That" (album version) (edited)4:25
2."Business" (live in L.A.)
Dr. Dre2:34
3."Ass like That" (instrumental)
  • Mathers
  • Young
  • Elizondo
  • Batson
  • Pope
  • Dr. Dre
  • Elizondo
4:47
Total length:11:46
UK CD Single[14]
No.TitleWriter(s)Producer(s)Length
1."Ass Like That" (album version) (edited)4:25
2."Business" (live in L.A.)
Dr. Dre2:34
3."Ass like That" (instrumental)
  • Mathers
  • Young
  • Elizondo
  • Batson
  • Pope
  • Dr. Dre
  • Elizondo
4:47
4."Ass Like That" (video) (director's cut)
  • Mathers
  • Young
  • Elizondo
  • Batson
  • Pope
  • Dr. Dre
  • Elizondo
4:45
Total length:16:31
7" vinyl[15]
No.TitleWriter(s)Producer(s)Length
1."Ass Like That" (album version) (edited)4:25
2."Ass Like That" (instrumental)
  • Mathers
  • Young
  • Elizondo
  • Batson
  • Pope
  • Dr. Dre
  • Elizondo
4:47
Total length:9:12

Charts edit

Certifications edit

Region Certification Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA)[36] Gold 35,000^
United Kingdom (BPI)[37] Silver 200,000
United States (RIAA)[38] Platinum 1,000,000

^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.
Sales+streaming figures based on certification alone.

References edit

  1. ^ Stephen Thomas Erlewine. "Encore - Eminem - Songs, Reviews, Credits, Awards - AllMusic". AllMusic. Retrieved January 8, 2015.
  2. ^ J-23 (2004-11-15). "Eminem - Encore". HipHopDX. Retrieved 2017-05-05.{{cite magazine}}: CS1 maint: numeric names: authors list (link)
  3. ^ Scott Plagenhoef (2004-11-11). "Eminem: Encore Album Review". Pitchfork. Retrieved 2016-10-28.
  4. ^ Pete Cashmore (2005-09-12). "Eminem : Encore". NME. Retrieved 2017-05-05.
  5. ^ Jones, Steve (November 11, 2014). "Eminem's edgy 'Encore' deserves an ovation". USA Today. Retrieved January 8, 2015.
  6. ^ Corne, James (2004-11-09). "Eminem :: Encore :: Shady/Aftermath/Interscope". Rapreviews.com. Retrieved 2017-05-05.
  7. ^ Love, Josh (2004-11-12). "Eminem - Encore - Review". Stylus Magazine. Archived from the original on 2014-02-09. Retrieved 2017-05-05.
  8. ^ Gray, Christopher (2004-11-26). "Eminem: Encore". The Austin Chronicle. Retrieved 2017-05-05.
  9. ^ Pappademas, Alex (January 2005). "Good-bye, Yellow Brick Road". SPIN: 95–96. Retrieved 2017-05-05.
  10. ^ Sanneh, Kelefa (2004-11-15). "All the Time in the World, Slim Shady? That's Scary". The New York Times. Retrieved 2017-05-05.
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  12. ^ Rabin, Nathan (2004-11-22). "Encore". The A.V. Club. Retrieved 2017-05-05.
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  37. ^ "British single certifications – Eminem – Ass Like That". British Phonographic Industry. Retrieved August 29, 2018.
  38. ^ "American single certifications – Eminem – Ass Like That". Recording Industry Association of America. Retrieved February 28, 2018.

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